#coldfucker

[sky-snz]

there’s smth really soft about the phrase ‘lie back down’. like maybe they shouldn’t have gotten up in the first place. the mentioning of it by someone else, clocking how absent the other is. like, go back. get cosy again. what’re you doing out of bed? stay with me, have your tea/meds/water. good, now lie back down.

minors and ageless blogs dni // pls don’t reblog to non-kink blogs

[snzqt]

"i don’t think you wanna come… i have a cold"

oh my god, shut up. i wanna fuck you and take care of you afterward.

[cr0wfeather]

big rough man fucking you into the mattress and sneezing his absolutely sloppy, wet cold down your back. happy thursday btw.

[coldfoamplease]

Thinking about denial in the style of

A: heH...HegTSC'HEW!

B: Are you sick?

A: snrff... Ndo, what are you talkig about?

B: Then why did you just sneeze?

A: Ah...heh...llerg..ih-ihies.

B: I heard you coughing earlier. How long have you been sick?

A: Ndot sick. Snrrff. Heh...hgTSC'HK!

B: Bless you. I'll get the tissues and the thermometer.

A: Ugh...snff...Thagk you...

[brandnewcouch]

oh… oh you have… a man? a man who is a puppy in human form? a man who tries to acts tough but deep down is soft and just wants everyone’s approval? have you considered giving him… a cold?

[sorryaboutmynose]

Currently dreaming about a person slowly coming down with a nasty cold. Listening to their usual, polite little stifles get gradually wetter and less controllable before they inevitably pitch forward into an uncontrollable, unexpectedly messy explosion. Their poor fingers, thinking they were just there to contain another harmless (although quite powerful) stifle, finding themselves covered in spray. The desperate plucking of tissues out of a box and the first helpless, incredibly needed noseblow that completely fills them, confirming to them and everyone else in the room, that they have, indeed, caught a cold.

[itchy-nostrils]

Halp - I’m more sick than I realized 🙃 🤒

Constant dull ache and pressure deep in my nose… Making it easier to capture natural sneezes!

They started off intense and strong… but have gotten progressively wetter, teasier, and more tiring as the day has gone on.

A compilation of my morning in the office:

[sneezysubbyboi]

not me getting horny over the saying "i'm fighting off a cold" 🤧... it just gives body and weight to said cold's almost malicious force.. something the sickie, no matter how weakened, has to actively push back against.. lest the smallest of triggers, from the odd sniffle to a nose rub that was a little too forceful, awaken the cold's itchy, sneezy wrath.. "i'b *snrrf-* hIH!- ..f-fiding off a code.." "well.. clearly you're losing~"