<div style="white-space:pre-wrap">
🧬 THE XAVIER SCHOOL GUIDE TO MUTANT SUCCESS Kindle Edition -- Now Live.
How to Win Friends and Accidentally Level a City by Kushibada Book Pond, Blacksite Literature™
📚 Welcome to mutant adolescence. Please don’t pet the instructors. Or piss off Storm. This is your unofficial survival guide to the most catastrophically uninsurable school in the Marvel Universe.
✔️ Orientation tips from Logan, Storm, Rogue, and Scott ✔️ Guidance on surviving nude wolf-women and psychic screamers ✔️ Telepathy-based crush confessions during Algebra ✔️ A suspiciously comforting letter from Professor X ✔️ Haunted wings. Inappropriate Sentinels. Field hazard maps.
If you ever felt weird in school… imagine sprouting claws in 5th period.
🎓 This is mutant puberty with a paper trail. 📘 This is Hogwarts for the genetically unstable. 💥 This is your childhood rebooted -- and now you're the chaos.
Live now on Kindle. https://a.co/d/4tHCWR3
Reblog if you were the weird kid. Buy it if you survived it.
</div>
“This handbook will either save your life or get you sent to the Danger Room again.” -- Cyclops, reluctantly.