#cydonians

[piercedpressure]

uncooked ....

make sure that the lobster is alive, cause of how the meat basically fucking disappears 24 hours after its death! and to kill it humanely, put the knife at the base, press straight down, then just bring the rest of the knife down to the rest of the head

at the joint where the body meets the tail, u pick it up and hold it firmly. twist one way, then the other way, then full 360 while pulling out, now u have the tail and the rest of the body

if u want to, u can grab the "arm"/claw or the legs of the lobster, pinch, then twist the same way u pulled out the tail

bam, enjoy cooking!

[p0rk-guts]

omg happy birthday !!!

[ohcorny]

if never satisfied was a show or movie, what do you think the soundtrack would sound like?

funiculi funicula 

[grumpytrans]

heya, the post you reblogged with the snowball fight from 1896 was made by a terf, they've been flagged by shinigami eyes :(

thank you it's been deleted!!! ❤️

[piercedpressure]

hi please tell me about your witch of stories I wanna cry

CYD!! remember deja? yeah thats her! a witch of stories (or a storyteller), where their main responsibility is gathering stories in any way they can and spreading it around, and because of how stories can go on for eons and such, they could basically live for an extremely long time. shes a tough cookie and often gives people who she doesnt trust a cold shoulder, and is also very stubborn.....

she lives in a post-apocalyptic world where theres strange beasts and nature kind of. swallows a lot of the ruins now... she was in a community of storytellers but was cast out (or she left, its vague for a while) and throughout her story, she basically tries to find a community she can call home and actually feel welcome in :')

she has a cool machete that can be used as a torch, a way to cut through things, fighting monsters, a mirror that can see the unseen, and it kind of is like a wand in a way! if a swiss army knife was a wand yknow. the machete never oxidizes, but it does need to be sharpened every now and then. i could talk about her for ages but i wouldnt wanna like. take up a lot of the dashboard cause she means so much to me DJSDH

[piercedpressure]

gimme the best skrunkly you got boss

cyd my dear sweet friend......... everything is a fandom if u believe in urself

this isnt even all of them cause i havent even gotten around to drawing the ones ive been writing recently but heres my skrunglys :)

[raymars92]

Cydonian Barons 🚀

[piercedpressure]

pro tip go to thrift stores for leather jackets, and go specifically in the men's section !! usually a lot of different styles and sizes for good prices. I got my jacket from a thrift store for 20 bucks and it's very good quality :3

YOOOOO unfortunately i cant buy in the mens section cause Parents but TYSM ILL REMEMBER THIS FOR SURE 😭😭😭😭 ILY