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there is a lot of graffiti down here

hades says i need to wash it off, and 'no calling that hercules chap to redirect a river or anything', but ngl, i quite like reading about who loves who

it takes my mind off how cripplingly lonely i am sometimes

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i have been exploring the Internet

Sometimes, Megaira visits me when she's off duty. She's one of the furies, which i think sounds more interesting than sitting down here in a dingy boat. She says I should "definitely stay off tiktok"

meanwhile, i think my boat has a leak in it...

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i feel bad i haven't posted for a while, but if truth be told, ive been in even more of a depressive slump than usual

some guy called orpheus came down here wanting to rescue his lover or something like that. hades has made it damn near impossible for them so in the meantime ill write some bad lyrics for when it all goes to shit....

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Ok, now i really have a crush

her name's cliadne, but she insists i call her 'the pythia'

anyway, she predicted she was 'going to be single forever more' but that i 'would find someone soon'

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i keep applying to other jobs

i feel like i got rejected from the past few cause they don't like my music taste

although the job description did mention they wanted a 'comely tavern maid' to pour wine for 'wandering heroes and demigods' and im not quite sure i live up to that description

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im not sayin i judge the dead

but i kinda do

it's not like i favor athens vs sparta or whatever

but if you were a dick in life, that's two drachma, and you sure as hades are going across the styx in the pedal-o i have reserved specifically for those i dislike

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i would quite like a cat.

however, this poses a few problems, because there aren't many cats down here in the underworld. i also don't quite know what cerberus would make of it

meanwhile megaira is suggesting that i get a goldfish instead

i don't think persephone is very impressed by goldfish

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hades threw some underworld gathering thing and I wasn't invited

on a completely unrelated note, i think i may be bisexual

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