sitting here thinking abt how these two fuckwits are the exact same height. smth about it feels wrong. i cant explain

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sitting here thinking abt how these two fuckwits are the exact same height. smth about it feels wrong. i cant explain
Cyrell, what is your favorite thing about yourself?
==> You proudly gesture at the entirety of yourself
"The way I look, my sense of fashion, how I hold myself, my passion, my skill as a legislacerator even now, after having survived a terrible blow. The list goes on, but I will spare your ears."
omg hi cyrell 😊😊 did u kno that im in ur pocket?
"Eugh, get out of there."
actually not really for a quad unless u wanna but just as an interaction because i think it's funny: cyrell and wil since cy knows his boyfriend
pls N O | not shipping it | nah | maybe | I WISH it’d work | yasss | I ship it | wOW PLEASE!
Taps the mic. Unsure if Wil is polyamorous but Cyrell would team up with Yahiro and bother the FUCK out of Wil cos those teals are so alike in that regard of bothering more serious/uptight types (looks at Cyrell in pitch with Chrona for example). He loves to poke and prod at people's buttons and pulling Wil to dance about it would be SOOOOO AMUSING to him. So yeah I can definitely see the most unfortunate pitch polycule to be had. Sorry Cyrell would [REDACTED] regardless though.
» Ship your troll in a quad with mine!!
i think cyrell, you should just admit you're hiding behind your coat to avoid feeling anything. not even just for the fact you're absent in their lives, there's likely more under it
"I think that your unwillingness to stop and look at Alternian culture and see that our parenting practices are vastly different for a reason. You and I are done here."
Hey Cyrell, what kind of date do you prefer? Sit around and chill or be up and moving, doing something?
"Ha! You would think that a man with mobility issues would prefer something lighter, something that doesn't involve a lot of anything really, but that is not the case with me! I won't let what happened in the past keep me from doing what I love.
I want to dance! I need to move! I enjoy being active when I can, and preferably I'd like my date to be as well."
You need the evening action A place to dine, a glass of wine A little late romance It's a chain reaction You'll see the people of the world Coming out to dance' Cause there's music in the air And lots of lovin' everywhere So gimme the night
Cyrell’s all work and no play, collected and cool facade only lasts as long as he’s within the precinct’s and courtroom’s walls. The moment he steps out he’s a whole other man- though equally charming. just in a more.. ridiculous and playful way. Crow hates it
What does the screen of Cyrell's phone look like?
"I am not showing you my phone."
==> his phone's lock screen is a picture of Crow passed out at the office desk