#cyrisithea

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Characters in video games: *goes to bed in full armor*

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[I need to cheer myself up so here is...]

Modern-day EdelRhea & Cyrisithea things:

- Edel, Rhea, Lys, and Cyril live to the modern day. Extra-long life stuff.

- To the amusement of Edelgard, Rhea gets kick out of multiple churches. Entitlement yadiyadiya

- Rhea gets into many other shenanigans. She's the Dumb Blonde to Edel's Brainy Brunette.

- Yes, Edel's hair is brown now. Rhea's is still lime flavored.

- Sometimes Cyril uses the vacuum cleaner early in the morning. It's not the ideal way to wake up for Lysithea.

- Lysithea's hair is now not white. [insert hair color here]

- Lys and Cyril have two cats, Lady and Cupcake. About the name choices... they are taking a jab at each other's old quirks.

- Edel and Rhea has too many cats. Edel had to step in when Rhea adopted too many.

- Lys and Cyril both work in a Crest Research Center/Facility thing.

- Edel has some high-esteemed highly-respected job, [choose between lawyer, businessman, etc.]

- Rhea is a housewife, taking care of her too many cats. She has no job, so she does lots of volunteer work.

- Even after 1000 years, Rhea Her Grace somehow manages to disappoint Cyril with all her shenanigans. As they say, you should never meet your heroes.

- Edel and Rhea were chased by mall cops one time. Rhea forgot to pay for her straw hat and left with it still on her head. Compared to her extravagant headdress, this is weighs like nothing. They stop by a donut store. The same mall cops happen to be taking their break there. That's when Edelgard noticed the price tag. Edel pulls out her phone and text "Lysithea, you're not going to believe this..." followed by "Which donut do you want?".

- Garreg Mach now has an underground museum. One exhibit is a cleaning rag that Cyril left somewhere 1000 years ago. It's now a holy artifact.