#kosher

[h4ganah]

This "goyslop" shit is an example of my favorite and by far funniest type of antisemitic conspiracy, a.k.a. when goyim (in this case first neonazis on 4chan) discover something pretty basic and controversial about judaism, and take it as evidence of a malicious conspiracy.

In this case that kosher food is on the whole healthier than non-kosher food, which obviously means (((they))) are trying to make goyim as unhealthy as possible, and/or possibly feminise/lower the IQ/calcify the pineal glands to make the non-jews not psychic or whatever.

"It's weird no one knows about it, what's your thoughts?🧐" is the best part, because it's not like jews are trying to hide that kosher food is healthier overall - you not knowing basic shit about judaism is on you buddy, lmao.

(No one tell this hmar about kosher junk food, please)

If only (((they))) would at least have the decency not to make kosher food so fucking expensive while they're at it poisoning the goyim, eh?

[girlactionfigure]

I don't think people fully understand the significance of the global assault on kosher eateries. 

Keeping kosher isn't just "nice to have." It's a core element of Judaism for many Jews. It's a set of commandments about how to do something we do every single day: Eat. 

Kosher restaurants aren't just a fun option. They anchor communities. They cater our lifecycle events. And yes, they preserve Jews' ability to go out for a meal once in a while, just like anyone else. 

Whereas Jewish schools and synagogues have had to take on the burden of greater security, that expense simply isn't an option for most restaurants. 

This isn't just an assault on kosher restaurants. 

It's an assault on the ability of Jews to live publicly as Jews around the world. 

It has to stop.

[batboyblog]

The Goyim are fucking wild, the way I would have dumped that casserole over that woman's head, also divorce that wife.

[i-can-kazoo]

Ngl my dream cooking show scenario (thing that everyone has surely) has always been making a bunch of chefs cook me kosher meals. Ideally this involves a fully kashered kitchen, only certified ingredients, and a mashgiach for each contestant.

Things I imagine would happen:

Mashgiach calling for a dish to be tossed because the chef mixed meat and dairy

Chefs reaching for ingredients that simply are not there because they are not kosher

Seafood round

Chefs learning that eggs need to be checked

Mashgichim turning on ovens as needed

New panel of judges brought in because someone served mac and cheese but the last round was fleishig

Holiday episodes based around yomim tovim

The rosh hashana episode would probably be so good...

Purim episode where chefs have to make shalach manos and get partial credit for fun presentation

Etc etc. I think it would be fun

[186-3]

ATTENTION ALL KOSHER KEEPING PEOPLE

CERTAIN SKITTLES PACKAGES ARE NOW KOSHER. IN THE NEAR FUTURE, ALL OF THEM WILL BE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[koshercosplay]

new spelling just dropped 🚨

[magnetothemagnificent]

I appreciate that Jewish kosher snack food brands often tell you on the label if the product is kosher for Pesach or not, but they should also tell you what Bracha you should say on the product, because sometimes I really don't want to have to read through the ingredient list and manufacturing process to figure out if a quick snack is HaAdama, Mezonot, or SheHakol.

[blondebrainpowered]

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