Nov 17, 2022
Czechia: I'm having problems with a guy.
Belarus: "he won't fit in the trunk of my car" problems, or "I like him problems"
Czechia: I like him.
Belarus: Too bad, I could've helped with the other one.
#I just want them to be friends k#czech has guy problems#and Belarus a bona fide (closeted) lesbian goes 'solution date girls'#aph czechia#hws czechia#aph belarus#hws belarus#hetalia#hetalia incorrect quotes#aph slavics#hws slavics#nothing fills me with more joy then the idea that Belarus thinks she's GREAT at hiding the fact that she's a lesbian#meanwhile everyone around her knows#everyone#even when she was little Kievan-Rus and Byzantine were like#'oh#that one#that is one is not straight'