Uhhh various AU Creek headcannons bc why not
Adventure
Incan Craig has recently become chief due to completing the prophecy of taming the giant guinea pigs for the next century
Outlaw Tweek is on the run due to realizing that the town's bar had been spiking his drinks in particular to get him into a crazed frenzy state for fighting, so he flees from Texas all the way down to Peru (don't ask how he survived the Panama Canal)
Incan is apprehensive on letting Outlaw in, but reluctantly agrees after Outlaw tells his life story in the quickest way possible (screaming)
Outlaw is grateful for the quiet of Incan's tribe, and usually is found on one of the mountains overlooking the land that he is slowly starting to call home
Incan, meanwhile, is perplexed that the runaway is making him feel funny feelings
Incan pushes the thought aside as he tries to get to know Outlaw more
The two bond over guinea pigs (the small ones were domesticated while the giant ones were consumed), weird upbringings, and being outcasts in their own respective way
At some point, Outlaw discovers the prophecy about the giants and Incan, causing him to freak out that the apocalypse was going on
However, Incan tries to quickly correct him that the prophecy has already happened
Outlaw is still freaking out about the giant guinea pigs, so Incan pulls him to listen to music
This helps Outlaw calm down immensely, and unintentionally makes him fall asleep
Incan finds that as the cutest thing ever, but he won't ever admit that out loud
Outlaw is genuinely happy with staying in Peru, and gets a lot closer with Incan
They don't ever get officially married, but the tribe knows that there's something more going on between the two
Sci-Fi
Marine Craig is the last member of the World Marines that were mostly eradicated by the aliens and Warboy Tweek is a remnant from the War Cult that turned children into killing machines that see death as absolute
Marine met Warboy in a chance encounter against an army of Gizmo Ikes. While Marine was getting overrun by the Gizmos, Warboy flew out of nowhere and destroyed all of the aliens
Before Marine can give his thanks, Warboy vanishes, but he never left Marine's mind
And in turn, Warboy is curious about Marine as he's never seen a human as weird as Marine
Tbf, Marine does have a canon for an arm
They encounter again and stick around with each other
The duo always looks out for each other, fights for each other, and knows to never underestimate the other
Marine got to finally show someone the robo guinea pigs that he had been tinkering with
Warboy found the robo guinea pigs silly at first, but after seeing them in action quickly changed his tune
Since Marine is an engineer, he tinkers and upgrades Warboy's weapons all the time
Warboy loves him for it, as well as being able to handle his own zaniness
Mystical
Youth Pastor Craig is under the mentorship of Father Maxi in the Catholic Church, slated to take over Father Maxi's role after his retirement
Imp Tweek was a human who died due to his parents overdosing his coffee with meth, being reborn in Hell as an imp who takes revenge on what he perceives as "injustice"
Pastor tripped up over summoning parchment in the basement of the church while doing some spring cleaning.
Pastor initially throws the parchment away, but he accidentally gets a paper cut, causing him to bleed onto the summoning circle
This summons Imp who upon seeing that Pastor isn't of any real threat, runs out of the church to spread both chaos and justice
Pastor tried multiple ways of getting Imp back to the church, but what worked was a laser pointer
Since Pastor was the one who sorta summoned Imp, the two are partially bound to each other
Imp eventually convinces Pastor to go into vigilantism to help those who are in horrible situations find "salvation" within the church
Pastor makes the weirdly work, letting Imp punish the wicked and bringing in the hurt to the shelter of the church to heal and go on their way
When Pastor dies, he does end up in Hell
Not the he was surprised about it, he had accepted it when he made the deal with Imp
But here, he gets to fully admit to Imp his personal feelings, making the Imp full blown stutter and blush about it
SOT
Barbarian Tweek is from one of the few barbarian tribes who lives in the forest near the Drow Elves
Feldspar the Thief is a human who drifts from town to town stealing whatever he wanted
Feldspar started setting his sights on the forest as he heard legends of the elves magical artifacts that could be worth a pretty penny
Unfortunately, he lands squarely in the barbarian camp near the kingdom and is prisoner for trying to steal Barbarian's dagger
Feldspar tries to charm his way out of it, but he mentally rolled a 1, so it flops horrifically
Barbarian found a little bit of charm in it though, so he doesn't want to immediately kill Feldspar
Feldspar keeps rolling his charisma until he lands the ultimate 20: "Hey, if I stole something from the elves, would you let me go?" ;)
Barbarian rolls his eyes and asks for the feather from Stan Marshwalker's helmet
Feldspar actually succeeds in doing this, bestowing the feather into Barbarian's hair
Stan is beyond pissed, but Kyle gets him a new feather
Barbarian and Feldspar find Stan's disgruntledness extremely funny and still laugh about it to this day
They spend a lot of their times hunting and star gazing
Feldspar hasn't fully given up on his thieving ways, and eventually Barbarian joins in on the fun
FBW
Super Craig and Wonder Tweek were taken into the Hero's School of The Gifted when their powers were discovered at age 10
The two didn't really know each other, but when they started going out to fight in high school, there became a shipping culture around the two due to their outfits being similar (they didn't plan it at all)
They're beyond weirded out, but Wonder wouldn't care less while Super starts battling his own internal homophobia
Cue TweekxCraig: Supers Edition
The two ended up deciding to "fake date" to appease the people, but it became genuine over time
They do get married, wearing heart lockets to be able to perform their ultimate solo when they have to be on separate teams
Bonus: Fantasy
Robin Hood Tweek stands for justice for the poor and innocent, stealing from the rich and corrupt to give to those in need
Dark Mage Craig is a corrupted mage who works for Grand Wizard Cartman
Dark Mage used to be a noble thief, but after his magic powers were discovered by Cartman, he was taken away and was forced to learn and use dark magic to the point of poisoning his mind
Robin had heard of the Dark Mage and wanted to defeat him and Cartman to return peace to the beings of Kupa Keep
This stirs something that Dark Mage thought was long gone: his original desire to take power away from the elite
Dark Mage breaks free of his prison and runs away with Robin to find allies to fight against Cartman
Robin loves to show Dark Mage the little things, which Dark Mage appreciates more than Robin will ever know
Bonus: Metro
You guys know that Metro Creek will forever judge everyone's fashion and clique choices
Jokes aside, Metro Craig and Metro Tweek are terribly lovey-dovey towards each other, but absolutely nasty towards literally everyone else
