"HEY, YOU LITTLE DICKCHEESE. I know you're basically livin' with my ass and whatnot, but WHY on EARTH did you have like TWENTY MILLION SPORTS MAGAZINES delivered. Oh my god, you're not gonna read all of these. I hate you."
( @yilunai )
“noona, can you imagine dicks made out of CHEESE? that’s what i’m imagining right now. a dick made out of cheese, that smell, all those holes… what would even come out of — oh yeah by the way, i subscribed to sports magazines with your card!” having completely forgotten to share the minor detail, not that he was planning on doing so, he shrugs. “just stack ‘em up in the bathroom. i’ll get to each and every one eventually.”


















