#d.u.m.b.

[morporkian-cryptid]

Why oh why are you tempting Kamal?

If I'm very nice maybe he'll share his katanas with me :3

[tokenawkward]

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[hibernia-1]

Back

So, I'm back from my weekend away. I'll catch up on what has been happening here, but I may not go back all the way through to last Friday, so poke me if you feel I will miss something I shouldn't.

Also, even while I was away there were still things to remind me of The Slaughtered Kelpie and, by doing so, also of The Colonel and D.U.M.B. I approve.

[morporkian-cryptid]

What's your proudest moment as leader of the D.U.M.B.?

I'm not the leader, I'm merely a co-founder.

I think it was that time the Colonel got kidnapped, and I spent an entire weekend frantically decoding ciphers. I don't know how much I was able to help, but I'd like to think I played a part in rescuing him. (Technically that was before we founded the D.U.M.B., but it was the catalyst)

(FYI: this is about a MorMor roleplay group)

[morporkian-cryptid]

@ofmagpiesandtigers

Happy birthday Colonel Moran!

All the D.U.MB. wishes you the best for this day of celebration and the year to come!

Sadly we couldn't make a joint gift this year; and I'm also a bit behind on making your gift (dammit, November...), but I promise it will be finished soon! In the meantime, please accept this blepping tiger.

[morporkian-cryptid]

@hibernia-1 You sound doubtful. Are you? And if so, why?

I just feel like you're either purposefully ignoring Singh's true intentions, or underestimating him. And I'm not sure which is worse. I know you have no intention of turning on us any time soon, but thinking that Singh is not trying to make you do just that, is deeply naive.

All I'm saying is: do what you want, but don't think for a second that he is your friend.

[morporkian-cryptid]

Doodled this today.  I just thought you guys could use one of these coat of arms.

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I’m stimming so hard I might just flap away

-deep inhale-

THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE IT SO MUCH THANK YOU COLONEL YOU’RE THE BEST

@whosayscrimedoesntpay @wheresmybloodynauglamir @hibernia-1 @avajpeg @criminal-logistics @heather-delilah (sorry if I forgot to tag anyone please tag them in the comments)

GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS LOOOOOOOOOKKKKKK

[morporkian-cryptid]

Thanks for the offer but...right now we got to find out what exactly happened to Singh. And what he IS.

I understand, Sir. That's the first step on our to-do list as well, we can't get rid of Singh if we don't know how to get to him. Once that's managed, the offer still stands. We'll happily march onto the fucker. And if not the D.U.M.B. as a unit, at least Hib, Naug and I are down.

I think Hib's Hypothetical Mission just got a lot less hypothetical.