#da blogging

[officecyborg]

Extremely minor dragon age NPCs I somehow have echolalia of:

“There’s a darkspawn in here with a huge maul! He crushed my legs! He took my wedding ring!”

“Watch your step, shem. You’ve no idea how many Dalish arrows are trained on you right now.”

“Looks like he had an appointment with... [exhausted customer service voice] ...Idunna. the exotic wonder from the east.”

“Fine dwarven crafts, direct from Orzammar!”

“Go on, get out of here. I’ve got no nugs left, I’m out of the game. ...Salrocca! I’m back in the game!”

[jo2ukes]

when lucanis says "I thought I'd never see you again."

and rook, burdened by her disbelief at their situation, weighted down by the knowledge of the fight ahead, says "I don't know how to feel"

and lucanis kneels in absolute reverence and says "I know *exactly* how to feel" and kisses her because he knows how to feel. he doesn't have the words or the time to explain it. he can only hope to convey his love, his gratitude, his relief- his everything- in just that one kiss. in just those few moments they have together.

and though she'll never let the moment stay too heavy or too serious, he knows he got through.

[merrybandofmurderers]

you know sometimes i’m playing dai and i’m looting a house while the owner literally stands there and watches me and i think it’s weird they don’t say anything

but then i think that if i was sitting alone in my hutch eating my gruel and a person of ambiguous gender COVERED in blood with a glowing hand walked in flanked by a qunari so tall his horns are scraping the thatched ceiling, a best-selling author with a crossbow that legally doesn’t exist, and the fucking Imperial Enchanter to the Empress of Orlais, and they started rifling through my things, i probably wouldn’t say anything either

[krshush]

Oh god. I just had a Thought for the new DA characters angle. oh god. Okay. Alright.

[dykerightsmp3]

Anders blew up the chantry so Gale could come close to blowing up but then not blow up in the name of healing

[paulnewmanlover]

every time dav tries to convince me that my rook is significantly younger than emmrich, I mentally age him up by 5 years

[maternalcube]

tbh some of the complaints ive seen ppl make about veilguard are stuff i find hilarious. oh you think isabela is out of character because shes giving cultural artifacts back to the qunari now? isnt it way funnier to believe she went "well THAT wasnt worth the trouble" and decided qunari stuff was off limits now? everyone else is still fair game tho