#daaaaaaaayum

[loca-over-luca]

cr. @/zoemarchal ig story

THOSE FIRST FEW SECONDS MADE MY HEART STOP 😍

[thecalypsotwins]

So uh.... that cutscene with Lilith huh

[loverofmythology]

BRUH

OP

IS OP AS FUCK

[soulandseer]

You are the God of Misdirection, a god of trickery, and deceit

You are a god that has dealt with mortals that are unsure about what you represent.  As a god of trickery and deceit, they’d expect you to appear and act sly, cunning, and untrustworthy, but find you to be more…helpful, cheery, and kind. Laid back, and completely okay with interacting with mortals on a more familiar level.

However, there have been times when you prove what you are.  You are a trickster not because you “act like one,” but because you are constantly tricking everyone.  You are deceitful in the sense that you are not honest with what you are.  You are the embodiment of misdirection and deceit.

You appear nice, kind, and friendly, yet you are horribly bitter, and apathetic.  You don’t care in both the sense that you will get along with anyone because you don’t care what they are, they’re just them….and in the sense that you couldn’t give a single care for people.  You generally let people harass you and attack you because you find it funny, and just don’t care.  But when they step out of line, you violently respond back.  Either with physical harm, or a drastic physical change.

You are the patron god for all those who wear masks to appear normal.  Those who wear masks to fit in with society, when they have less favorable personalities.  Ranging from sociopaths, to lazy geniuses.  Even masks to hide emotion, people who use those are under your ruling.

Many times in the past, people have confronted you for lying about your title.  Misdirection?  Trickery?  Deceit?  You weren’t that.  YOu were an honest, friendly god!  That’s ridiculus!

One man persisted quite a bit and harassed you.  He and his cronies tormented you for ages on end, until you finally stood up (yes, physically stood up) and stared him down.  Not the kind you used with your godly companions, no.  Blank, and scary - a powerful stare that could cut through someone’s soul.  You stared that man down, and as punishment for his misbehavior, you turned him and his cronies into crows!  (I’m sorry, I should say crownies).

You’ve done this various times with different people, turning them into what you deem the embodiment of them!  Rats, mice, mosquitoes, harmless snakes, coyotes, etc.  You won’t take trash from anyone, and most certainly not them.

You’ve been said to be friends with the God of Bloodshed and Gore, the patron god over horror.  The two of you are the best of friends, and are almost never apart.

You’re also friends with the God of Sleep, and patron of shepherds.  She messes with your sleep schedule, and while you hate it, you just can’t get mad at her.  She’s too cute!

You’re enemies with the minor deities of death and the sea.  Why?  Eh, they just kind of tick you off.  They’re not worth your time, though.  It’s best to ignore those blowhards.  Seriously, they’re just deities.  It’s not like they’re full fledged gods or anything.

If I was a god, what kind of god would I be?

[sicklyscribe]

Watching Elijah teach Gia to fight using musical notation:

Sign me up for the next war

[rainebo]

I've always enjoyed some scruff on a man

but now

I want them to have some masculine ass, sexy man facial hair

oh damn

beards

damn

[whoisntshethough]

When Jeremy Jordan came on frame in Smash I actually gasped.