#daaaaamn.

[archipelagolago]

Can't tell if I'm fired or not bc my boss took me off the motherfucking schedule but she hasn't said shit to me so ???

[hittcr-a]

“Seeing you in that tux makes me want to take you somewhere fancy.” Mainly so Grayson could rip if off him afterwards, “I’d have worn mine, if i’d’ve known.” - from glimpseddarkness hopes it’s okay he couldn’t resist.

                 “i mean… ‘m still in th’ tux…” which meant he was open for being taken somewhere fancy. sure he’d just gotten back from running a con at a highly exclusive party (but the catering was dismal and made him sad inside), and he’d been about to undo his bow tie, but he could be persuaded to go out somewhere. “i dunno… i think you look fine….” there’s definitely two meanings for that particular descriptor and eliot meant both of them. “you don’t think ‘s a little much?” eliot always felt like getting completely dressed up was a little. much. then again he was much more comfortable with blending in than sticking out like a sore thumb as he felt like he did while wearing a tux.

 @glimpseddarkness

[onlyparentage-blog]

Suddenly, a new kink appears!

[eggsz]

i got shorter.

[meimors-blog]

I get into tumblr and the first thing I see is a squat post "about the ass you've always wanted" and right below a pizza photo. this isn't working, you know.

[chojou-archive]

I found a suit jacket and put it on over this button down and all I can say is. Damn.

[wisteria-the-herbalist]

Oh NO. Wilson, I want to tell you to run sir, but I... O-Oh.

[paradoxpig]

The awkward moment  when I realize

One of my old best friends

Is what got me interested into girls in the first place, even though she crucially rejected me.