eternal ascension

evan/26/she-he 🐽 about 🐽 icon by @/butchromulan (X)

[paradoxpig]

unfortunately became the kind of person that says “not now kitten, daddy’s going to fucking kill himself” to my woman at every minor inconvenience

[paradoxpig]

if any of yall are wondering where I’ve been I’ve somehow turned into a shiny pokemon giveaway account on Twitter and that shit takes my attention 24/7 lmao

[gooseworx]

can we have a ragatha fact I love her so sosoosososmucchururrrggghbbbeswoawaabble

I wrote her to have repressed lesbian aura

[paradoxpig]

If anyone is playing Pokemon Champions and needs help getting a hold of team members, feel free to DM me!

I know there’s lots of new mobile players with no Switch access. I have (almost) every title so I can hop in to whatever game to catch something for you! I’ll even pre-EV train it to save you some BP, if you ask nicely!

Please note: I cannot get you an Eternal Floette. You only get one per save file in Legends ZA, post game. I do not wish to give away my only one, and have no desire to replay the game from scratch at this time.

[paradoxpig]

aight that was pretty lifechangin bro im ngl

[paradoxpig]

binge watching digital circus before i go see the finale in theaters tonight and this shit was not meant to be watched in rapid succession bro. it suffers so hard from being therapy speech 75% of the time. i know that’s a fault of it being constrained to 9 total episodes. but damn dude. it gets old so fast.

[paradoxpig]

me when she calls me her dumb bitch

[paradoxpig]

happy gay month i am a fat butch woman kisser

[paradoxpig]

hello chat i will be watching the amazing digital circus series finale in theaters opening night how are we

[paradoxpig]

I haven’t commissioned any Pearlvan art in a while cause I’m saving for two big trips this year but Pearl is still the love of my life don’t you forget it ✌️

[alexcrayn]

Pearl sketch

[doppelgaangster]

Pearl sketch

[paradoxpig]

Do yall think our taste buds have muscle memory?

When I was a baby lesbian circa 2011, I had a huge crush on my best friend. She’d come over to my house for sleep overs almost every weekend, and a staple of those sleep overs was Jolly Ranchers. I mean we would just consume copious amounts of them. Including the night we had our first kiss, which, you know, was probably the most central event to my queer life. I pretty much swore off of Jolly Ranchers entirely when her and I had our falling out. They were too painful for a while there.

Flash forward to now. I have my first truly obsessive sapphic crush in at least a decade. And when I spend time with her, you know what I crave? Jolly Ranchers. I was with her last night and could all but physically taste a cherry one rolling around my tongue. It was actually pretty jarring when I put the pieces together lmao

[ceiwidraws]

Here is my official commission sheet, hooray! 🎉

2 slots available at a time, if the form is closed, it's because they are filled. If that's the case, I will quote repost this when slots become available!

Please fill out this Google form if interested!

[ceiwidraws]

My Google form is accepting responses again, if anyone is interested in a cmsn!

[paradoxpig]

Can a pig kiss a princess?….

[swezzle]

kyosaya

[paradoxpig]

abstragedy means so much to me actually