Mar 3, 2015
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Chicho (to me): "I bet I could stick this carrot up you without you noticing"
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KITCHEN CONVOS
Chicho (to me): "I bet I could stick this carrot up you without you noticing"
TEABAGGING
Old Greg, Dildo, and Chico were having a conversation about teabagging. Here are some highlights.
"It’s the best when a girl just puts her head over the side of the bed lying on her back and you can just *thrusts the air*" - Chico
"That sounds like the worst view ever" - Me
"Just close your eyes, bitch" - Dildo
CHICO'S WOULD YOU RATHER
"Would you rather suck a bag of dicks or one huge dick?"
Side comment: "You know what I want to do? Just give a girl panties with a remote control vibrator in them, go in public, and just fuck with her."
GROSS COUCH INCIDENT
So today Chico and Dildo decided to sell Dildo's sofa. There was a bleach spot that they decided to cover up with markers. I was sitting beside it, but rather than going beside be, they both decided to straddle me in such a way that I needed to hold my book up to avoid vomiting. Ratchet.
THINGS THEY SUGGESTED FOR BLOG NAMES
-Runnin Train.
-I Have No Gag Reflex.
-Living with Guys with Big Cocks.
-8-pound Balls.