#dacrebutler

[rowancelis]

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but secondly why are some of them ‘bob’ pasta and some just generic minion even tho they’re all the same

yeah so i’m not proud of my knowledge of this but my excuse is i have a nephew who adores the minions and every time i babysit him that’s the movie we have to watch to calm him down when he gets upset 

but basically bob is the main character of the minions movie

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THIIISS

If Lydia and Aria didn’t like each other they’d be Superman and Batman. Robin and Superboy are their respective bfs

[rowancelis]

@dacrebutler replied to your post; [ i can’t believe cis people ruined pasta 

what’s ur gender? tractor pasta or heart pasta

minions pasta 

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@annonabright replied to your post: [[MOR] @dacrebutler replied to your post: ...

not so fast sam youtube.com/watch?v…

@sarahsays replied to your post: [[MOR] @dacrebutler replied to your post: ...

become a piano virtuoso or learn the entirety of minion-ology. you can only choose one.

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bc there’s a part of my brain now dedicated to remembering that instead of, idk, learning how to play piano or smth

yeah so uh i’m cancelling this rp sorry y’all plath is closing now because of what i’ve done, i made a minions joke that went too gosh darn far

why does that goddamn video even exist, someone put effort into learning that shit for the piano and harp wtf

[caleb-wxters]

hadriel&caleb

Who suggests sneaking out past curfew hours?

CALEB - And having a teacher for a boyfriend had it’s perks with Hadriel caving in and coming with Caleb as he does something not exactly within the rules of Plath.

Who gets excited about being nominated for the royal court at dances?

CALEB - Any chance for attention is exciting, especially if he could then parade around a big shiny crown for the rest of the night. 

Who gets accused of being the Creeper and who punches the accusers in the face? 

HADRIEL - Some students find the Christian man rather suspicious, these same students often wind up with a lack of friends courtesy of Caleb fabricating telling them about how toxic this particular student is.

Who panics and runs to check on the other the second Shit Goes Down? 

CALEB - Hadriel is significantly less street-smart than Caleb, leading him to panic about his boyfriend being too trusting or self-sacrificing in a dangerous situation.

Who talks the other into parenting a dorm pet together?

CALEB - He’s been trying to talk the other into suggesting him for a service animal of some kind, preferably a big fluffy golden retriever he can show everyone.

Who writes about the other for their poetry assignment in English class?

CALEB - And he gives them very obvious titles like “The Minister who Stole My Heart,” a very over-dramatic sonnet that Caleb delivered with a wide grin, knowing the entire class would be talking about Hadriel.

Who goes all out for the school event festivities and who gets dragged along?

HADRIEL - As a staff member he shows more enthusiasm for the festivities, but Caleb doesn’t mind going with him as long as he gets something out of it.

Who does all of the work on their group projects?

HADRIEL - Despite not even being a student, Caleb very often and very loudly pretends to struggle with his parts of the group projects just so he can get Hadriel to do it for him.

Who complains to the other about Mr. Kane’s handwriting?

CALEB - He’s asked Hadriel numerous times to bring it up at some sort of staff meeting, but Hadriel just laughs.

Who goes to the other’s house for the holidays?

HADRIEL - Even though Caleb isn’t on the best terms with either of his parents, they still allow him to stay home for the holidays. He didn’t tell them about the 26 year old boyfriend he invited, much to their annoyance but they eventually warm up to him.

Who’s willing to sleep with a teacher to bring up the other’s grades?

NEITHER - Caleb wouldn’t let Hadriel sleep with anyone else and he already is sleeping with a staff member who can give other teachers excuses on Caleb’s poor classwork.

Who is more scared for the other’s safety?

CALEB - He finds Hadriel to be too friendly and naive. After all he is dating Caleb. 

Who sends nudes during class?

CALEB - He only sends them when he knows Hadriel has meetings or appointments, never wanting to be off of the Minister’s mind.

Who gets way too heated in Mr. Michael’s class debates and who calms them down or cheers them on?

CALEB - Rants for minutes at a time about how stupid some people are very loudly in the debates, very often leading him to reduce people to tears before he rolls his eyes and storms out of the class to talk to Hadriel about how idiotic this place was, only to be met with a smile and speeches about remaining positive.

Who hates the other’s roommate?

NEITHER - Caleb spends too much time in Hadriel’s room for the older man to care abut his roommate. 

Who’s the bigger gossiper?

CALEB - He uses Hadriel as his bitching buddy far too often, and occasionally tries to get Hadriel to shit talk other staff members.

Who initiates the drunken heart-to-hearts?

CALEB - Sometimes he pretends to be slightly drunker than he is and proceeds to tell Hadriel how special and wonderful he is, acting bashful in the morning when it’s brought up. 

Who sends in confessions to PlathGossip about how cute their partner is?

HADRIEL - Whenever he does it makes Caleb’s day, so he tries to surprise Hadriel with something nice. 

Who wants to investigate the scary fuckery on campus and who wants them to stay out of it for their own safety?

NEITHER - Caleb doesn’t care about The Creeper, thinking that the students were mostly exaggerating when they speak about the murders and he tries to convince Hadriel to think the same.

Who talks the other into skipping class to get high in the parking lot?

CALEB - Asks Hadriel to at least accompany him if he won’t get high himself, forcing Hadriel to be late for appointments with students as he watches Caleb get high. 

Who spams the other’s phone with stupid memes?

HADRIEL - And Caleb always sends the cry-laughing emoji and nothing else. 

Who suggests sleeping in the same bed first?

CALEB - He kept ‘accidentally’ falling asleep in Hadriel’s bed whenever he visited his room, which slowly developed into Caleb practically living there.

Who wants to get jiggy in a classroom, the garden, the pool, the dorm hall showers, etc.?

CALEB - Caleb would like to ‘get jiggy’ in as many places as possible, but Hadriel wants to wait until marriage and won’t budge on that topic at all, annoyingly. 

Who lets the other cheat off of their test?

@hadrielalexander

[plathacademyhq-blog]

Have you seen HADRIEL ALEXANDER around campus? He's TWENTY-SIX years old and the COUNSELOR/MINISTER on campus. I’ve heard that he started working here because HE WANTED TO HELP PEOPLE, when in reality it’s probably rumor. If you look at them closely they kinda resemble SAM CLAFLIN, but maybe my eyes are just playing tricks on me. (spaghetti)

Welcome to Plath Academy for Troubled Teens, Hadriel Alexander! Sam Claflin is now taken. You have twenty-four hours to send your account in!

[rowancelis]

@dacrebutler replied to your post: [[MOR] @maxbronte @dacrebutler i see y’all...

i mean he already doesn’t like clem so

true he really doesn’t

and now that she’s hurt john’s feelings this is all the more reason for him to be confrontational so 👀👀

[riverariley]

sarahsays replied to your post: So... do you like, fake the stutter for attention?...

HOLD ON RILEY AUNT SAM’S COMIN!!!!

@dacrebutler @johnathonbryn U GUYS I’M YELLING ALL UR REPLIES ARE GOLDEN