why have I as an Argyle lover failed to see the potential of dad!Argyle?! Him with a little girl. That large man with a little girl on his hip. Wearing tutus in public so she isn’t embarrassed to wear hers. She has a makeup/face paint kit and he is her test subject. Hair is full of barrettes and scrunchies. Friendship bracelets up his arms because she makes so many. Knowing full choreographies of boy bands to dance with her. They are practically attached at the hip. And it’s probably because he would climb into her crib at night when she couldn’t sleep. He’ll sing to her all the time and cries every time it sinks in that she is growing up.














