#dad joke corner

[morningstar-descended]

Last joke. - "Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?” The patient on the cot asked. “To the morgue.” Said the doctor. “What? But I’m not dead yet!” Argued the patient. “And we’re not there yet.” The doctor replied.

* Lucifer covers his face with one hand, poorly muffling his laughter. *

[morningstar-descended]

Do you like dad jokes?

Considering I have an entire tag dedicated to them, I would say so.

[morningstar-descended]

Cremation. Mammon's final hope for a smokin’ hot body!

* Lucifer smothers a laugh into his hand. *

Cruel, Anon. I love it.

[morningstar-descended]

Phosphorus sounds like fósforos that, in portuguese, are matches so yeah now I see you as a match ;) (pun intended)

Hmm, very clever. I rather liked that one.

[morningstar-descended]

Azrael should take it AZ. - 🦜

Ha, you should tell them that.

[morningstar-descended]

My grandpa always used to say "as one door closes, another door opens". Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.

* Lucifer snorts and smiles despite himself. *

Ah-- clever.

[morningstar-descended]

Using our feet, sir. That’s how we stand it. *Sneaks away because of horrible joke*

If I didn’t feel absolutely horrid, I would’ve found that so much more amusing.

[morningstar-descended]

Happy birthday Lucifer! Here's a bad joke: What do sea cows get degrees in? The hu-manatees.

Ah--Ahaha, Thank you. That’s,

* Lucifer covers his mouth with one hand as he holds his DDD with the other. *

That’s very funny, actually. I liked that one very much.