#dad really

[gatorademachinegun]

my dog laying at my dad's feet, calm and relaxed

my dad bending over to pet him lovingly

...

"he faRTED ON ME!!"

[iammysistersblogger]

So I asked my dad for help on my calculus homework

Some really complex equation, you know the one, with an unreasonable large amount of projectile watermelons flying upward at a certain velocity... he took a look at the math and I KID YOU NOT HE JUST SEARCHED UP THE ANSWER SHEET FOR THE TEXTBOOK.

[fashionicon-rihanna]

my dad told me to check out this video of a guy who has some good dance moves

it was hotline bling

[charmedsparrow]

More Arkham Horror

Dad: I have a zombie shouldn't that be enough? Aerin: No it's just a corpse Dad: Of corpse Everyone: *groans*

[diondecarnate]

My Dad: Hey are you ready we're going right now.

Me: Yeah just let me get my shoes on

Me: *gets shoes on*

Me: Kay I'm ready now

My Dad: Ok just give me around 10 minutes

Me: :))))))))))

[althaea-the-bitch]

So I'm going to Puerto Rico with panickingpandaperson later this week and my dad just came into my room, looked me in the eye, and told me to bring him back cocaine because it'd be easier to hide in my butt than a cigar... Ladies and gentlemen, my father.

[agavebadger-blog]

My dad always mentions how much make up I'm wearing, or how good I am at makeup if he's feeling polite, when I have a single product on. 'You're single handedly keeping the American make up industry afloat.' 'Dad. I'm wearing eyeshadow.'