I am my Sister's Blogger

When life throws you sisters, make a blog about it. A general blog about my life, and the stupid actions that my older sister takes. Header: Me (Colleen), Tara (Older sister), Kayleigh (Younger sister).

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My sister kept me laughing at the word "deciduous" for 45 minutes.

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A kid yelled "BITCH" at my sister and I while we were driving past him this morning. She prayed for his soul.

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When you're home alone with your lil sis and it's lit ft. Itchy Cone Cat

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Today my sister got prettied, wearing a brand new dress and curled hair, to go to a honors gala with her boyfriend. I stayed home and spent quality time with my computer and ate pizza. I think we all know who really wins at life.

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So my mother drove me home

before realizing we forgot to get cat food for our cats, so in despair, we turned around in our driveway and drove back to town. We stopped at the store and mother was in there for about thirty minutes or so before returning with a few shopping bags. She came out and started the car, putting all the groceries down and she paused... She forgot to get cat food.

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Office Olympics Spring 2017: Pen Catching // when all the people in charge leave the office, we get to see who the real adults are //

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I guess you could say I'm excelling...

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So I asked my dad for help on my calculus homework

Some really complex equation, you know the one, with an unreasonable large amount of projectile watermelons flying upward at a certain velocity... he took a look at the math and I KID YOU NOT HE JUST SEARCHED UP THE ANSWER SHEET FOR THE TEXTBOOK.

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Hiccups Cure

One of my coworkers had the hiccups, and of course, as most anyone does, she was SEVERELY irritated by them. Another of my coworkers says that plugging your ears and taking a big gulp of water will send them away, she starts rattling off all these reasons as to why it works, and that "it's been foolproof for years". From the coworker with the hiccups I suddenly hear "IT WORKS!" And the coworker who suggested it goes, "IT DOES?"

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So last night I was

doing homework until like, two o'clock in the morning. And I know I took care of a few other things as well. But this morning I woke up and saw my bamboo plant pushed to the middle of my desk, my porcelain doll in the middle of the desk (as opposed to on top of my bookshelf) and a pictures frame onto my chair. I remember clearly thinking to put them there, so they wouldn't fall. BUT I CAN'T FOR THE LIFE OF ME REMEMBER WHY I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO FALL IN THE FIRST PLACE. We don't live in an earthquake zone, I wasn't planning on moving my self, my alarm clock doesn't move when the alarm goes off. FURTHERMORE, I didn't move a very breakable mug or cat figurine from the top of the bookshelf, or my laptop from the edge of the table. Why only those three objects? WHY DID I DO IT AT ALL?

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Office Nerf Wars

A few weeks ago one of the guys at the office bought the big workers one-bullet nerf guns. Enjoyed most by the boss. Us few little workers had to fend without guns, and became the victims of several ambushes. For Christmas, my sister's boyfriend got her a three-bullet nerf gun so she could protect herself. She later used this new weapon to fire at our boss (who is moving), hesitating to shoot him only to say, "this is for leaving us". She has become the feared defender of us little workers in the back. The three-bullet nerf queen.

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I GOT MY SPOOOOON! AND NO ONE CAN TAKE IT FROM ME!

the woman singing in the cubicle next door

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My sister wanted me to make a dick shaped cookie. I made the first two. She said it was too small. So she made a bigger one. Still complained about how small it was.

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she was tapping a slice of bread on her chin, staring into a not-working refrigerator

A fly was buzzing around and my older sister almost FREAKED OUT because it was coming to land on her piece of bread. As it drew near, she grabbed her precious piece of sourdough and clutched it to her chest in horror as the fly invaded the space in which her bread had been only moments before. So, holding her piece of bread, she goes to the refrigerator to find some butter. Apparently the circuits messed up and then there was no longer any power going to the fridge. And that's why she was tapping a slice of bread on her chin, staring into a not-working refrigerator.

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HEY LOOK! BALLS!

My older sister enthusiastically describing Christmas decorations