#dad-friend

[sivis-echoer-station]

Sylas if he’d never gotten his Siberys mark and didn’t get divorced from his spouses. art by @Kahbuki on Twitter

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

for your car ride, heres some questions i like to ask when playing paranoia or hot seat that you can consider and ask yourself about friends/family members

1. most likely to compete in the olympic but flop once theyre there

2. most likely to put worn socks back on w/out washing them

3. who is most likely to use someone elses toothbrush and not tell then

4. most likely to be cast as future greg heffley in a flash-forward moment in diary of a wimpy kid (based on vibes, not necessarily appearance)

5. most likely to be mistaken for a ghost

6. whose eyebrows are most uneven

i hope these make your trip less boring!

y’all don’t know my sibling or my family so my answers won’t make sense but i can say that i’m number 5 and i can’t answer 3 bc i never got into diary of a wimpy kid :p