#daddy mammon

[sweetfire01]

i have two favourite daddies (it’s mammon and beel)

the other daddies probably wouldn’t like that, but i don’t care! daddy mammon and daddy beel aren’t mean to me :(

daddy luci is too stern, and so is daddy satan…

daddy asmo keeps taking photos and videos for social media

daddy levi doesn’t let me play his games

and daddy belphie is scary… (he doesn’t let me play with his tail anymore)

but daddy mammon and daddy beel are the best! i don’t care if the other daddies get upset! hmph!

— (🍊) anon

Well, I can see that since they are the only ones who didn't try to kill us in the game lol.

And the others aren't fun like them either. Beel will give us piggyback rides and snacks, Mammon will buy us everything we ask and LOVE us so much (and we all love him too, right?).

And they don't care about the rules: yes, you can have as many cookies as you want; yes, you can stay awake and continue playing; no, you don't have to do those horrible homeworks...

And that's why the others have to step in before you'll become too spoiled.

[sweetfire01]

i just did a performance and i killed it

i like to imagine all of the daddies coming to watch their little one goooo!!!

mama asmo is 100% the person who made their little one’s costume

satan and satan helped little one learn their lines

belphie lulled little one off to sleep whenever she got upset about making a mistake and started throwing a tantrum

grahhhhh i love the daddies so much… i just wanna mwah mwah on tjem

— (🍊) anon

Congrats Tangerine 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

All your daddies always come to see and cheers on you. They're the type to brag with the other parents because "did you see that girl? Well, THAT'S MY GIRL!". Mammon starts record you every time you step foot on the stage.

Asmo and Levi sew all your costumes, and it's the best among the other. It doesn't matter if you're a rat instead of the princess in the Nutcracker, you're going to be the most beautiful rat.

Belphie will totally calm you down, especially the night before the performance: he know it can be hard, so he makes sure you get enough sleep. And Beel takes both of you out to eat when you finish. You earned this treat!

You want to mwah mwah them? Do it. Send them kisses during the final bow and they just die on the spot (yes, even Lucifer). You're simply too cute and awesome

[hazbincalifornia]

Mammon’s biggest craving with the glitz/glam babies is shrimp. The issue is Mam hates shrimp So its just him making a face and shoveling it down the hatch

He just buries them in like a pound block of hamburger meat to avoid the taste.

[hazbincalifornia]

Glitz and glam knock up mammon

He told them 'hey, cunts, give me your best shot' and they sure did!

[hazbincalifornia]

Glitz and Glam putting their fish creature (thats what I think they are?) eggs in Mammon as a new-hire thank you

He wanted to be in the middle of them, and they were more than happy to show him *everything.* Hey, there's pretty good access to seafood if he's got cravings!

[hazbincalifornia]

Mammon already seemingly has a habit of barfing on stage, but preggo Mam gotta be even worse… that poor, poor front row fan

It quickly passes through the internet that you really need to bring umbrellas if you're even close to the front. This is learned by very, very gross experience.

[hazbincalifornia]

Love the idea of a mammon twice as big full of babies. And counting coin and feeling a wave of movement like it makes the tots excited too, loving money huh? Would I hate to be the person that ended up putting a ton of babies in mammon, you know if he finds out he is coming after them for child support 💰

Oh, he is absolutely going to try and milk that poor sucker dry no matter who they are, but hopefully he's a bit better of a parent to an actual kid than he was to Fizz. If they ended up kinda like him, it might work out. I can only imagine what his 'shows' would be like while pregnant- showing off and then barfing onstage or something, probably.

[hazbincalifornia]

I have the impression that Mammon fucks his groupies all the time, so maybe its just. Ton of impy-whatever Mammon is babies packed in there XD

Turns out being greedy also includes for as much groupie jizz as you can fit in you, and that can cause a bit of a problem!