Messi is entering his Christian Bale phase (and i’m not gonna lie it’s turning me on)

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Messi is entering his Christian Bale phase (and i’m not gonna lie it’s turning me on)
a lot of my friends tell me that messi is not that cute. They are so annoying they know nothing lmao
Oh dear, to each there own but Messi is definitely cute and quite a lot more,
Let’s talk Daddy Messi. One minute he seduces you with his wink and his biceps. The next minute he’s bashfully picking his nose or broadcasting those adorable dimples. Then you have his slow blinking and his huge smile that he somehow maintains without showing his teeth. If that’s not enough, we also have his big booty, all toned and looking lovely. Now, the hair. Ignore his brief Kim Jung Un hair style and focus on that just-got-out-of-bed hair. That hair which he can’t even stop touching. It’s magnificent. Oh, and his yummy thighs. Mmmmhmm. You then listen to his beautiful voice. So soothing and sexy, watching as his shiny thin lips move about. Sigh. You then notice his smoldering eyes, just giving you that "I’m the most precious human being alive" look but somehow that look is also saying “I’m a fun ride, babe”. Ugh, and then, of course, the tip of the iceberg is when he’s on that damn pitch. Moving so swiftly, so magically, so...almost, spiritually??? He’s a piece of art.
Leo has been looking great. I appreciate this.
GOD BLESS THIS TIME THAT WE LIVE IN
THE DADDY MESSI ERA
Leo wearing the captain armband, hello sexy
but what is this daddy messi thing and how do i get a package? what are the stuff included in the package
Daddy Messi is a life-changing movement that allows human beings and extraterrestrials, across the galaxy, to relish in the beauty that is Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccittini. This beauty is not only defined by his sexy goals and sensual tango with a football, but also by his sheer physical allure. The Daddy Messi family is currently in the midst of creating an official Daddy Messi page so that people may, at their leisure, enjoy Daddy Messi (here is a link to one collection x). However, for the time being, I can make Daddy Messi packages upon request, like this one:
goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite
*FANS SELF VIOLENTLY*