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"One time, when I was a kid My dad and I were mowing his lawn.We found a small snake laying on the grass and it wasn't moving. I turned to my old man, and asked him with concern, 'Dad, why isn't it moving? Is it dead?' He turned to me and replied with, 'I don't know son. I guess it must have... reptile dysfunction."
"What kind of shoes are made from banana skins? Slippers."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh."
"I hate Oyings.
What is an oying?
this joke."
"Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck."
"Hey, Dad, whats this movie about?
It's about two hours."
"Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement."
"I'll call you later.
Don't call me later.
Call me dad."
