#dadvsdog

[hrh-wainwright-ii]

Daddo and I are very busy this week. The TOY NEGOTIATIONS are ON. Who do you think will win this case? #milennialparenting #milennialdog #goldenretriever #covidbabies #furlencohomes #furlenco #pupsofinstagram #dog #dogsofinstagram #fakelawyering #dadvsdog #negotiation #meansbusiness #dealgotdone (at Bangalore, India) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUKkAvpvGf1/?utm_medium=tumblr

[crapallisays]

Dad cooks steak Dad leaves kitchen Dad comes back minutes later, steak is gone Dad asks family who ate the steak No one ate the steak Dad is confused Dad sees backdoor open Dad glares at Kenai the dog Kenai stares back "Bastard," dad says