#daexareum

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Areum: hey Ali

Dae: what

Dae: wait no

Dae: I mean

Areum: Yes, I knew it, told you guys

Dae: wait no, I thought you said “Dae”, it sounded like Dae!

Areum: hey Ali

Dae: what

Dae: GOD DAMMIT

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Dae: have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at?

Areum: they all looked at the moon, they’re all dead, the moon is killing people!

Areum: *standing on a table* AMERICA WAKE UP

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[another English lesson with CHAOS]

Dae: go ahead and introduce yourselves

Areum: my name is “Areum” with a “b”, and I’ve been afraid of insects my entire life-

Dae: stop stop stop. Where?

Areum: hmm?

Dae: where’s the “b”?

Areum: *voice shaking* THERE’S A BEE?!