#dagnabbit

[catfindr]

[marlynnofmany]

On that note, have a few goats who are NOT ai-generated, because they were posted online before that was an option.

Everybody knows goats Crave That Mineral. Can't forget our roots.

[victusinveritas]

[thesobsister]

Punxsutawney Phil doesn't have time for your shit.

[andriylikesducks]

Gentleman Test.

[kafka030]

AFKJ OC - THIS IS SAD. . .

Note: ⚠️ Fair warning, down below a bit of short story about Magister Kafka and Magister Evangeline reactions to the current storyline... It contains spoiler... Read at your own risk and you have been warned...

I just... Caught up with the new storyline and... Welp... The devs sure are cooking...

. . .

In the Quaint Mystical House of Magister Kafka...

Magister Kafka enters his house with heavy steps. He wore the Essail clan clothes at the moment, just left the Ritual ground after that... Incident...

Magister Evangeline: YO, KAFKA! How's the new region going on? Care to share the experience of yours with me?

(she grins mischievously and flinches when he suddenly hugs her, tightly, as if she might fade away from him)

Magister Evangeline: Wha-- Kafka--

(her eyes wide open when he cries and trembles. He places his forehead on her shoulder and sobbing. She pats his back, trying to soothe him. She looks at me as I stand behind him in silent)

Magister Evangeline: Lemme see through your memories for a bit--

(she breaks their hug and looks at his face. His face red and his cheeks are wet with tears. She chants a mind reading spell and...)

Magister Evangeline: Oh, Lord-- ... OH.MY.DUSKLORD!! THE FLIPPING HECK!? NOT AGAIN! THAT POOR LAD... You just-- Then--

(she grips his arms and looks at him with teary eyes.)

Magister Kafka: I can't... Save him...

(he whispers and whimpers. He kneels on the floor and covers his face.)

Magister Evangeline: IF I EVER FIND THAT WICKED WITCH, I'LL TOTALLY CUT HER THROAT, NO-- CHOP HER INTO HALF INSTANTLY!!

(she growls and sits beside him, punching the floor a few times. Her knuckles bleed from that action)

Me: Dagnabbit, devs-- not again ! Of course, as expected though... I cried though after watching that incident... If there's not a SINGLE SOUL FLYING AWAY IN THE STORY, THAT AIN'T NORMAL... AIN'T NORMAL AT ALL...

(I sigh and look at the Magisters on the floor)

. . .

[cheztocopter]

favorite word?

[gelatininten]

darn