#dai leezrds

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At least three former managers: Snakes are so scary! I can't even look at them! How can you live with such a terrifying creature???

The idiot udon noodle:

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The question "what would you turn into if you looked at the Visitor" often comes up in stream chat.

I often joke that, despite basing OCs off potential Visitor-observing transformations I'd undergo, my most likely fate during the Visitor Apocalypse would be to immediately die as my snake - whose tank is positioned by the window - transforms and eats me before I even wake up.

However, watching this absolute dumbfuck spectacularly fail to snake when I try to feed him does call that into question a bit...

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One brain cell has never looked so smug

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gremlin

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"SnaKEs Can'T hEAr!!!"

Then explain why me singing Iron Maiden summons my son.

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'Tis late and the noodle scopeth.

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His favorite spot

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The great beyond...

For all of her finicky behaviors, Shin is surprisingly resistant to the usual leopard gecko urge to yeet herself from heights.