Best Inquisition Quotes:
"Let's just say, I don't quite have the reach. She lacks a certain flexibility." (It's a reference to Garrus and Shep)
"Your knife is big"
"*laughs* It's a sword."
"It's bigger than mine."
"And now you've made it awkward."
"If you're on edge, I should alert the entire Inquisition."
"Or increase my hazard pay. That's an option."
"Heh, are things that bad? ... Oh."
"I wouldn't want life in the hold to become...unbearable."
"Ugh."
"Hey, Solas, you ever do your fade thing and pretend you can fly? Just flap your arms and zip around in there? Then maybe bang some hot fade ladies?"
"No. Such behaviour attracts the attention of demons."
"Aww. Demons shit up everything."
"Hey, Viv! Vivvy! Look at this! I got something for you!"
"Darling, it's your bottom. Again. As bony and sad as it was the last dozen times you displayed it."
"It's my butt!"
"Maker, however shall I endure this horror? Someone fetch me a fainting couch."
"I like the way she thinks. We should keep her around. For mayhem."
"Yes! Mayhem!"
"Alright. Get it out of your system."
"Maaaaayhem."
"Maaaaayhem."
"Huh. Never thought I'd use the word 'adorable' and 'Cassandra' in the same sentence."
"I love tiny cakes! And there are so many! Which should I try first?"
"Human sweat smells like pork that's been sitting in the sun. Just saying."
"No, arse. When you're mad. Pish-anty cough-ass. You're swearing. I know it."
"Vishante Kaffas. It's Tevene, relics of the old tongue. We still use the colourful phrases."
"And it means what?"
"Literally? 'You shit on my tongue.'"
"*laughs* Why not just say that?"
"Plus I've never done it with a mage before. One time, he got so excited he set the curtains on fire! *laughs*"
"You're never more alive than when you're about to lose your pants, my friend."
"And they certainly don't know about your strange fixation with elfroot."
"My feelings for elfroot are classified, Scout Harding."
"*Laughs* I'll carry your secret to my pyre."
"Well, this area's low on dancing girls, sadly."
"Kings pawn to E4."
"You're shitting me. We don't even have a board!"
"Too complicated for a savage tal-vashoth?"
"*grumbles* Smug little asshole. Pawn to E5."
"Pawn to F4. Kings Gambit."
"Accepted. Pawn takes pawn. Give me a bit to get the pieces set in my head. Then we'll see what you've got."
"Bunch of moaners, this! Drag out the sad shit? 'Yes please' But hang on to a good bit? 'Oh can't have that' Frigging daft!"
"So where were we? Ah, yes. Mage to C4."
"Little aggressive. Arishok to H4. Check."
"Speaking of aggressive. I assume Arishok is your term for the Queen? King to F1."
"Pawn to B5."
"All right, you have my curiosity. Mage takes pawn."
"You call your Tamassrans Mages? Ben-Hassrath to F6."
"You call your knights Ben-Hassrath? Incidentally, Knight to F3."
"Ben-Hassrath makes more sense than horses. They're sneaky, and they can move through enemy lines. Arishok to H6."
"Pawn to D3."
"Ben-Hassrath to H5. Hah! All right, take some time, think about your life choices."
"This is home, if you'll have it."
"*laughs* Shut it, you. I cry, I'm punching everyone."
"Everyone remember not look down."
"I... may have already looked."
"Just try not to think about it. Or fall. Falling would be worse. Nobody wants to be the one to tell the world the Inquisitor fell off a log into an abyss."
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That's me done for now haha. Just really liked these ones. Let me know or quote your favourites!
I'd love to see conversations your OCS have had ^^ <3 Whether they're joining in on existing ones or if they're completely new ones.
