So now that I'm more comfortable with the game (Inquisition is my first- and until a remaster comes out or I buy a PS3 my only DA game), I feel better about playing around with different dialogue options instead of being obsessed with making everyone like me all the time. (We won't talk about how many mostly finished playthroughs it took me to get there. What can I say? I'm a people pleaser.) Anyway, playing as a female elf and talking to Solas about "The Bad Future" is fucking hilarious. Like, that asshole dares! "Are you sure it wasn't a trick of the fade?" "I was there. It was real." -Solas disapproves. "Must have been fascinating!" "Actually it fucking sucked. There was red lyrium growing out of my friends." -Solas greatly disapproves. WUT. WUT IS WRONG WIT CHU! THOSE ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL RESPONSES TO BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. THEYRE NOT EVEN RUDE. Guess Quizzie Ylva Lavellan isn't ~*speshul snowflakey*~ enough for the egghead. (Also my phone totes autocorrected Solas to SOLAS. Doesn't bode well for him.)











