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*on the phone*
Daiji: “I have a joke for you.”
Tsu: “Okay, shoot.”
Daiji: What has a tiny penis and hangs down?”
Tsu: “I dunno, what?”
Daiji: “A bat. Now, what has an enormous penis and hangs up?”
Tsu: “I...don’t know. What?”
Daiji: *click*
Mirai: “I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.”
Futaba: “I witnessed the dumb stuff.”
Daiji: “I recorded the dumb stuff.”
Futaba: “I joined you in the dumb stuff.”
Kopi: “I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!”
Daiji: “Boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful.”
Futaba: “Jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow.”
Ryu: “Penis.”
Futaba: “Thanks for your contribution.”
Daiji: “Do you care if I take the skin off of the Furby?”
Daiji: “I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us.”
Daiji: “Also, I want to soft hack his circuits.”
Futaba: “I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.”
Daiji: “It’s really muggy out today.”
Tsu: “If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m going to kill you.”
Daiji: *sips coffee from a bowl*
