#daisy's personal yapping hell

[the-sparkling-witch]

I have the female urge to run away to New Orleans, find out that I'm a witch and get a hot original vampire boyfriend, who is too obsessed with his brother's redemption, but maybe that's just me.

[the-sparkling-witch]

Honestly, it’s kind of embarrassing to see someone calling themselves an Elijah fanblog and yet actively associating with people who hate on him. If you truly love Elijah, maybe think twice about the company you keep online, it really says a lot about your fandom.

I tried to find a funny answer but I have just been sitting here looking like that wondering how long it took you to write that message and how much of a stalker you must be since I am interacting with one (1) mutuals anti-Elijah posts at the moment.

@icarusofathousanddays i think i need to unfollow you now, i feel like this might either be about your Henry VIII/Elijah post or the katherine x elijah one :(

[the-sparkling-witch]

hi girlie pop i just wanted to ask if we can expect a new work about elijah sometime soon? <33

If I am being honest with you, girlypop not very soon, I am afraid. 🥲

I am currently finishing an Elijah story on Ao3. You can read it here if you want to (there will be a smut chapter and it's probably gonna be the one in 3 weeks) but it's not beta read yet and I am literally posting the first draft. But there is a chapter being published every week. New Elijah content will come once I am done with that story. Oh and I am definitely posting a special once I reach 500 followers (I'll probably do a week where I post something every day) because I am just attention-horny like that. Anyways I am sorry for the smut delay I just realllyyyy enjoy writing that long ass fan fiction right now haha.

[the-sparkling-witch]

can you use your dumb brain, klaus and bonnie are completely different they would never date, also the entire hating elijah and then writing stories because he is hot is so misogynistic and then you ship him with gia but he is the reason she is dead. and you hate elijah because he likes klaus who is literally his brother what‘s your problem, why do you always have to write about sex and can’t be serious??? are you twelve??

Can I write vampire porn in peace please?

[the-sparkling-witch]

Rating Top 5 times Elijah Mikaelson broke his word/found loopholes:

#Honorable Mentions: Not truly trying to mentor my girl Gia

Being a bitch to her despite her being confused because she just turned into a vampire. Yes they put their differences aside after a while, but I still don't understand how he could do that to my girl.

Nevertheless it gave us this awesome scene, the Hook Up Scene(s) and the tension between Hayley, Gia and Elijah (everything forgiven). I hate Klaus for Gia's death so much.

#5 Promising Elena to kill Klaus.

"I‘m a man of my word Elena“ Lie.

That lie doesn’t even have ANY aura because it wasn’t even a lie or a crazy loophole he found. Elijah just whined the second Klaus promised him his family back. Fair enough. But then getting daggered like 10 hours later was sooo lame. As a younger sister myself I speak my condolences to Klaus, nevertheless I doubt I'd ever dagger my sister.

Klaus meanwhile for like 1 and a half millennial:

#4 Swearing to Hayley that he‘ll always protect her.

Well how did that work out Mister Mikaelson?

I‘m rating it 4 because he didn’t mean to break it and didn’t have his memories when he broke the promise so yea I get it but still. Maybe he should stop making promises that he can’t keep. Since I am also ignoring anything that happened in Originals after Cami's death here a gif of Elijah and Hayley at the Strix party:

#3 No one hurts my family and lives.

Tecnically not him giving his word but he said that and then like everyone in Mystic Falls lived. Like ok we get it you were in love with Elena because she has your ex-girlfriend’s face but still 😔

Elijah with the girl who did in fact hurt his family:

Anyway Katherine and Elijah best ship. (I am ready to take the hate)

#2 Elijah killing Agnes

“I promised that you will not die by my brother‘s hand. I never said anything about my own.“

Everything perfect with that scene. Elijah killing the witches: Perfect. Klaus‘ face: Perfect. Elijah being dark and dangerous: Perfect. The only minus Aura moment was him saying #3 like 2 seconds later. That's why it only gets second place. He fumbled with the 'No one hurts my family and lives.' I actually found a Gif with the scene this time wohooo.

#1 Killing Trevor

Aura moment. First time we see him and he is already killing people left and right. Hot. Good loophole how he promised Rose that there won’t come harm to her and never saying anything about Trevor. And also the move he made after taking off Trevor's head? You know the one where he just puts his hand to his forehead and lowers his head a little? Love it. The gif is not the scene, but another Aura moment. Daniel Gillies was lowkey just Aura farming in Vampire Diaries Season 2.

[the-sparkling-witch]

Fanfiction Plan for 2026

i was inspired by @lady-of-imladris to do this, check hers out as well

Happy New Year! I hope you all were well-behaved didn't shoot fireworks/ don't plan to do it. I am actually writing this plan while getting ready for a party, because I wanted to do this in 2025.

Those are just the things I am working on right now, hopefully there will be more.

The figure skating fanfiction that i promised in december. Shameless self-insert, no one asked for it. Murder Fanfiction, for some reason the more I write the more people die. 3-4 chapters.

The Holiday Fanfiction I promised that in december as well, never came. Well it will be a fanfiction probably around 5 parts built on Holidays over the year. It's another part of my Mikaelson Fluff with young Hope. I think you can call it a Haylijah and a Klamille fanfiction. It plays after The wedding of Klaus and Camille (this is me shamelessly promoting this one shot again sorry)

More Katherine x Elijah x Reader it was supposed to be a one shot for Kinktober but I got a few requests that you'd like more and who am I to say no. It's mostly going to be smut with a little plot.

Gia x Elijah fanfiction with no name yet. My second favourite couple. It's going to be supernatural dark chaos. Basically Gia gets cursed by a witch circle and Elijah is realllllyyy desperate not to lose another lover

Smut One shot- Reader x Klaus: Reader is ovulating and they fuck. I got this request ages ago and I started it then came Kinktober, then came the December-Special and I have finally decided to finish it in 2026

Silver Witch I don't want to spoiler that one because I haven't started to write it yet but it's very dramatic and it's supposed to be a Thriller(?) with Elijah x Reader but honestly I just hope it's going to be good

The Sacrifice the most cliché fanfiction on this earth. Elijah needs you to do a spell and you two fall in love while working for him, but then you have to die. Will he kill you or will he chose you?

[the-sparkling-witch]

The thing is I'd love to abandone my open assignment in 'political communication' to write my fanfiction. The problem is that I am not writing, I have been scrolling through Tumblr for the past hour getting nothing done, despite the fact that I absoloutely did no fanfiction update on Ao3 last week (weekly update is the biggest lie known to mankind) and that I need the assignment so that I get a better grade and don't have to study for the exam. But I guess tumblr doomscroling it is.

(I lied, I also played HayDay)

[the-sparkling-witch]

Do you think it would work to use vampire blood as skin cleanser?

Because here are the two options I thought about:

You take it every day. This would probably have weird side effects on your body if it works all the time but whatever. Since acne comes from clogged pores and inflammed sebaceous glands (thanks google translate for those words) it would probably heal and this is the smartest thing to do.

OR

You wash your skin with it [which should absoloutely be a new Trend. GRWM: first I wash my skin with vampire blood, it is from this ancient vampire and he sold it really expensively. As we all know blood from newbies is not as effective so I bought it from that guy running around in a sexy suit (Klaus invested in this start-up and now Elijah has to make it work)] and only your skin stays clean. I guess this only works if vampire blood works if you don’t swallow it.