#dalerina

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val+des // [text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it // [text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party // [text]: We're bowling with a frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: first of all 

[text]: i have no recollection of that 

[text]: second of all 

[text]: don't ever EVER let me drink again

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: i'm pretty sure they were tho ??? 

[text]: or were they not the stripper cops ?

[text]: We're bowling with a frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: that sounds gross

 [text]: go clean it up wtf get rid of the frozen turkey

 [text]: don't make me send audrey round to kill u all

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des nd val [ text ]: don’t send me links to awesome things when I’m poor

[text]: des that was $5 and u are not that poor

[text]: if u are just steal from percy and blame ash, he’ll never know!!

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des [text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans

[text]: ....wtf is the notebook

[text]: OH THAT FILM

[text]: maybe it’s like that film rio u know?

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desmon: [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like

[text]: why did i not get any macaroni wtf?

[text]: i thought we were FRIENDS des :~(

[text]: kidding i love u i don’t wanna make u upset <3