#dammit eve

[kumikirin]

s E R V I C E T O P !!!!!! lmao no i mean yeah, maybe like a switch with a preference for topping?? but there's definitely the word 'top' in u bro

omg thank u bro I know B) I think u right with the service top thing dude, but I also wouldn’t mind switching tbh, I can work with that

*gasp* WHAT ABOUT switching service top yeah that sounds good doesn’t it

[kumikirin]

Okay so I'm reading Captive Prince thanks to @dotingdamen 's bugging and we're discussing Laurent It's going well

[kumikirin]

Finnish language

What it sounds like: parseltongue What it looks like: keysmash

( @yourplisetsky )

[kumikirin]

I call this piece “Eve’s middle name is actually Tarzan”. Alternatively named “dragging Eve is my new hobby don’t test me”.

@yourplisetsky sorry my dude I had to retaliate, my good name and honor were at stake.

Seriously how tf do you put up with me ilysm few people actually get my humor and don’t get offended

[kumikirin]

Hey I’ve been having a pretty shitty week, mental health wise, and I want to publicly say thanks to @yuri-plislutsky and @yourplisetsky bc they’ve been supporting the shit outta me and I really can’t find a way to properly thank them. So um thanks guys, let tumblr know you’re the best.

[kumikirin]

Today my saltiness reached unsuspected levels. @dotingdamen can agree, probably.

I’m proud of my salt.

[kumikirin]

dotingdamen replied to your post: and here's also your daily reminder that tops need...

yes u deserve all the smooches

Yas give me all the smooches bro I want my smooches

Now u know why my demi ass writes only fluff, nobody givin’ me my smooches so I make my OTP smooch each other

[hesitant-universe-blog]

>:T

and to think, if eve had some god damn self control i wouldnt be bleeding out of my vagina