#dammit johnny

[thebibliomancer]

[asksam-adams-blog]

surrounded by nothing but fake binches

[allhailthebigtalkingbird]

Uh, my flipper slipped.

[hanasaku-shijin]

i laid in bed and that was a bad idea

[kingeagle96]

whatever is making me magically wake up at 3 am needs to stop. I have been on tumblr since I woke up an hour and 15 minutes ago...

[allhailthebigtalkingbird]

they teamed up and killed a guy in a bunny costume only partially by accident (pretty sure that was their first meeting)

I’ve only taken a bounty on a bunny twice, an’ the other time I didn’t have a partner, the rabbit survived, an’ I got the right guy.

So that’s gotta be Johnny, which raises some real questions about the… uneasy friendship we got now came outta that meetin’.

[allhailthebigtalkingbird]

murder puppy

Poorly describe your muse on anon and my muse will try to guess who’s being talked about.

Take off the mask, Johnny, gray ain’t your color.

[allhailthebigtalkingbird]

How Teatime pronounces his name: Johnathan Teh-ah-tim-eh.

How Frobisher pronounces Teatime’s name: Johnny “Glass Eye” Teatime, the most unhinged hitman this side of time.