Boston bitches

this blog is the most beautiful mistake i ever made and yeah i'm absolutely counting that time with the tea and the harbor

[barnes-ben]

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On a scale of one to ten, how cute is John Hancock?

9/10 he loses one for being obnoxiously rich

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The first school "dance" of this Year during the Frivolities I broke away from my Friends and experienced for the First time the Scandalous Mt. Dew. Green, slippery, vile liquid that I would Nott attempt again. Give my best to the Family and I Do hope you would be Having a good Day

oooohhhhh. Most Unvirtuous. but i am Glad you would not Repeat the Indulgence in that Offensive Liquid. you show more common Sense than Some People i Knew in my Time (*cough* boston merchants *cough cough* capitalist scum)

Greetings to your Close Relations as well , i am your Humble & Obedient etc.

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Real Unvirtuous Hours: tell me abt that one time you went to a Tavern with a Man and Danced There or Drank a Tea or perhaps some other even more scandalous Beverage. i will then judge you

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my evil twin Notsamuel is out there and he wants to ruin my life

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Notsamuel did the riots

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What if I'm not strong enough to punch nazis? My scrawny arms and tiny fists cause -8 level damage.

hm if you can’t be out there punching, there are other methods to get nazis to go. just know that i’m with you in spirit as long as you’re doing your best (my spirit is most powerful in boston tho)

i mean look here. i got a revolution started by basically writing a bunch of angry newspaper articles. ur writing makes a difference. ur calling ur reps makes a difference. ur participating in protests n such stuff sure does. just let em fuckers know in someway that they’ll be held accountable

or u can start lifting for strong arm

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Hey is it true you're scared of Abigail Adams?

…………………………..yes

anyone would be. she’s fuckin shredded

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punching nazis: hell yeah or hell yeah?

H E L L  Y E A H

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there are two kinds of people in this world: bostonians and fake binches

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john hancock was lovely but y’know sometimes he drove me up the wall w his fuckin money and his fuckin house and his fuckin carriage and his fuckin

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does preaching virtue and purity while constantly fucking john hancock in the ass make me a hypocrite? perhaps so

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Sons of Liberty Text Posts 1/2

[Because I couldn’t not do one for the baes]

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don’t feel bad if you can’t get your license yet, is all i’m saying. you’ll get by. look at me, i lived in the 18th century and couldn’t ride a horse. i got by as well

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i am a frumpy man

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looking back on my life, i wasted way too much time telling everyone they should go back to being puritans

[benbarnesgermany]