Jun 29, 2013
strangersanddangers replied to your photo: "She’s sixteen, with long blonde hair, s-she has a...
"Sorry ma’am, she’s currently spelunking in an ancient cave fraught with lethal booby traps. But don’t worry, she’s surrounded by pure-hearted, honourable - what? Thieves? Oh. Well folks, my brother runs a coffin business, how tall was she?"
IM FR IKKIN CRY ING OH SHI.....T
cue her mom fainting this is too much for these poor people
....the kicker is all of that is 100% true ha H AH...