#damn it javert

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bisexualrogers said: swag

u kno it bb

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bisexualrogers said:

MY HEROINE i feel u so hard (also same lmao)

stina was that the only song you knew :B #pretentioustechieashley

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arctic monkeys, bastille, weezer, new politics, the maine

Arctic Monkeys

Band: Haven’t heard of them / Bad / Eh / Okay / Good / Great / Perfection

Favorite Song: i'm currently obsessed with You're So Dark but When the Sun Goes Down and Arabella are amazing too

Overall: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

Bastille

Band: Haven’t heard of them / Bad / Eh / Okay / Good / Great / Perfection

Favorite Song: Flaws

Overall: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

Weezer

Band: Haven’t heard of them / Bad / Eh / Okay / Good / Great / Perfection

Favorite Song: shit okay um Say It Ain't So definitely but also Miss Sweeney but El Scorcho and so many others i dont knowwwww

Overall: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

New Politics

Band: Haven’t heard of them / Bad / Eh / Okay / Good / Great / Perfection

Favorite Song: Harlem, obviously. like it's new politics we're talking about here. Dignity is p great too.

Overall: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

The Maine

Band: Haven’t heard of them / Bad / Eh / Okay / Good / Great / Perfection

Favorite Song: My Heroine hands down. no contest. i was at their pioneer tour where they played this song (among others) for the first time ~ever~ and the instant i heard it, i knew i loved it.

Overall: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

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OMG IS "SQUINTY SQUINTER" YOUR SEBSTAN TAG?? :D

yes it’s in its baby stage rn but trust me soon its nubs will turn into wings and it will become a fully-fledged tag

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your icon im dead

thanks friend!

i don’t like its fandom blog implications but the tattoo one was too serious and like depression blog or something so… 

idk this one kinda spoke to me

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multiples of 5 for the ask thingy

swagswagswag thanks friend

i put the questions in the post, but if you want to ask me more, look at this post. (you want to ask me more you know you do)

under a cut bc long post

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?  ➳ i was getting ready for bed bc i am a lame butt who sleeps early

10: What are you listening to?➳ I'm Only Joking by KONGOS. it's hella.

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?➳ pretty much? i'm a bit faster with two but yeah.

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? ➳ fuuuck um it might've been this math project i have? or my boifraaaand. either one.

25: In the past week, have you cried?➳ i'm pretty sure i have. but maybe it was two weeks ago?

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?➳ that hella depends the context...like cheating-wise that shit won't fly bc no my bf is mine but threesome? i am so on board that train like i will ride it and however many cocks are involved in that equation off into the motherfuckin sunset maannn

35: How many more days until your birthday?➳ noo idea. it's in november. many months. (30x+n). yes i did just create an algebraic equation for how many days there are until my birthday. i could make it more complicated if you want.

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? ➳ Alan. there's a story that i can tell if youse guys really want but basically i regret it.

45: Do you believe exes can be friends? ➳ i'm currently friends with one of my exes and like awkward acquaintance ish things with the other one. so yeah. i think you can. especially if the relationship just kinda fizzles out.

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? ➳ lol i did and i got the person #swag #ashleypulls

55: Where are you going on your next vacation?➳ ASHLAND MOTHERFUCKIN OREGON YEEEEEEEAH SUCK MY DICKK

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?➳ i think so? but it was like. hug edition. middle school was embarrassing for all of us guys. ~shudder~ i'm gonna move on.

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?➳ when the fuck even was 2011. how old was i. what was i doing.    OOOOOH right it was freshman year. i had one. his name was aron with one a and we held hands twice and i was out of his league even at my freshman state of extreme dorkiness.

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?➳ wat. do you mean like...polyamory bc i would be down to try it but like as long as the three (or whatever but you know) of us were all with each other instead of like just some guy that has two girlfriends who don't care about the other one. basically i want love and respect and communication and stuff and if i can get that in a polyamorous relationship then pass the pickles and count me in.

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?➳ shoot. i'm torn between the butt and the eyes. i find myself looking at butts a lot though. like dudee ~it come to yaa~

80. Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?➳ uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh no definitely not now at my age. maybe if i was at average child-bearing age/average age of divorce but......i really don't want kids??? so??????? idk.

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?➳ i have no idea what this question means haha so i'm going to pretend it's question 84: Last time you slow danced with someone?→ declan and i started singing no. 1 party anthem like at 10 at night one time while we were looking at city lights and wearing each other's shirts and we like started dancing and that's pretty much it. (i like that story because i feel like it sums up our relationship nicely in the weird little details)

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?➳ i don't know how many flames you think i've had but nope

95: Are you a player?➳ i think i might have that possibility in me but i never feel the need to use it soo ya

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?➳ i wouldn't want to put people through that. does it work that i've been on a date with bryn? or that declan apparently had a tumblr?

105:If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?➳ hell no. a) you don't do that and b) what would stop them from doing the same thing to you

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?➳ someone without braces. that would be kind of nice. 

115: Ever made out with just a friend?➳ dude all of my party experiences are just like I'M DRUNK LET'S MAEK OUT LOL except with dignity. class. and weed breath. but yeah hella it's pretty fun i highly recommend it. 

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oh my 

this etsy store is very important

so important

hella

like THE most important

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ughh im seeing p!atd (aaahhh!!) on feb 15th which is presidents day weekend and my mom has known about the concert since october but somehow she forgot so she started to schedule a skiing trip that weekend ://///// so obv the concert is still gonna happen but now mom probably cant drive us so we have to fix that and then i'll have nowhere to stay for three nights and i could stay with a friend but thats a loooongg time and even tho im 18 and am obviously not gonna throw a party or anything mom's like "no u cant stay alone" which is fucking annoying and everything got so complicated whyyy