#damn it mark

[gemini-mama]

On a lighter note...

I would like to thank the costume department of The Dark for this... not-at-all-a-size-too-small shirt.

And Mum and Dad Rowley, for their genetic legacy creating the man in the shirt.

I'm getting used to the whole nakey face thing.

[oddsnendsfanfics]

Mark Rowley Monday!!!

[oc-character-development]

Spoilers ahead:

Okay how freaky of a coincidence was it that I was just casually  rewatching Who Killed Markiplier on a whim because I haven’t seen it in a while and I still love it to bits, when I got a notification that Mark’s had uploaded his new video (a mini interactive adventure which I had no clue was happening because I apparently missed it’s announcement/ teaser): The Warfstache Automated Interview Automation?

Spoilers below this point:

I made it through the initial candidate interview process the first time round by clicking the video with the longest length and managing for to stay alive.

Anyway, in the choice you make when you get to the actual interview, the automaton tells you the story of two friends who went to a party (which I immediately got as a reference to WKM although initially I thought it was talking about Wilf and Damien or Wilf and Asshole!Mark) and played a game, at the end of the tale, it goes something like I didn’t mean for the gun to shoot, did I mean to shoot the gun? AND THEN IT GIVES YOU THE CHOICE TO SAY YES OR NO.

Obviously I chose no, as, and I think everyone knows this but IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! WARFSTACHE (or the colonel/ William) DID NOT INTEND TO SHOOT THE DA! THE GUN WENT OFF BY ACCIDENT AND THE DA FELL BY ACCIDENT! HE TRIED TO GRAB THE DA AS THEY FELL! (Also I forgot about this part- so edit: IT COULD ALSO BE TAKING ABOUT MARK’S ‘MURDER’ IN WHICH CASE, HE DIDN’T KNOW THE GUN WAS LOADED WHEN HE PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH ASSHOLE!MARK IN THE WINE CELLAR DRINKING THAT BOTTLE OF WINE SO YEAH NONE OF THAT WAS HIS FAULT EITHER OR MAYBE ITS TALKING ABOUT BOTH (even though the DA wasn’t an old friend) SO YEAH, ETHER WAY IT’S NOT HIS FAULT)

HE STILL FEELS GUILTY ABOUT IT.

DAMN MARK YOU MADE ME CRY! DIDNT HELP I WAS REWATCHING WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER AS IT CAME OUT (I was on part one) and I need to continue watching the other parts but now I’m already getting feels from how Warfstache feels guilty about it!

Doesn’t help that in ‘stage 3’ of the initial interview test the Automation says that ‘I saw you die’

Anyway after rewatching Who Killed Markiplier (the ending is going to make me cry even harder now that I’ve seen and played through The Warfstache Automated Interview Automation), I’m going to rewatch the video and pick the other options to see what happens because I expect you can die multiple times in it depending on your choices and I’m curious.

But DAMN IT MARK DID NOT EXPECT TO BE FEELING FEELS ABOUT THE WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER ENDING AGAIN AND FEELINGS ABOUT WARFSTACHE THIS EARLY!!!! 😂😂😭😭

[statictay]

[youtubeisaprick]

MARK MARK YOU ASS. I THOUGHT I WAS DONE BEING OBSESSED WITH THIS MASTERPIECE. DAMN IT

[gayshadowhunters1119]

Julian: So nobody has to go to the bathroom, right?

Everyone: Nope

Julian: Ok, road trip time

Mark, 3 minutes into the road trip: aight so you won't fucking believe this but

[caustic-synishade]

watching the thank you video and feelin again

[dateademisexualpersonwho]

date a demisexual who wants to fight markiplier for scaring his fandom

This will always be relevant XD -mod Jay