#damnit dave

[analisegrey]

Me: “I am going to take one of these Voltron prompts that have been languishing, and by god, I am going to FINISH one, so help me...”

Dave, plunking down a small trash wizard wearing a cat as a scarf: “Hey, so, have you heard of Caleb Widogast...”

Me, facepalming: “God DAMNIT, Dave, this is the SECOND TIME you’ve done this...”

[trashtopian]

Anyone: *dies*

Me: ha ha lmao I wish that was me.

[stellanslashgeode]

I remember watching Clone Wars for the first time (on Netflix because I came to it late) getting to the end of Season 5. JUST getting over my girl Offee giving that banger confession speech. Ahsoka is leaving the order. And I think "Well, at least she's off the list when Order 66 comes around."

Then Season 7 comes out. I hear that glass breaking. Dave Filoni's intro music strikes up. I was so wrong.

[seattlesinbin]

Well Dave Filoni, ya bastard…

… ya got me

[analisegrey]

*gives her muse the side-eye*

That thing where you’ve been word vomiting into a google doc, and you go back to look at it, and realize you wrote deeper stuff you’ve seen in some meta without realizing it initially...

Huh. Well. Good job, there, Dave.

If you could give me the first part of the story, that’d be pretty great, too. Just saying.

[analisegrey]

*makes herself sniffley*

such is the price of being an author...

Shiro moves forward and kneels down, placing a careful hand on the other’s left shoulder. The figure shudders, hard, looks up, and Shiro had thought he was prepared, but it’s still a shock to see his own wide-eyed tear-streaked face staring back at him.

“I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, I didn’t know, I thought, I thought I was-”

‘-I thought I was you.’, Shiro hears, though it’s left unsaid.

“I couldn’t stop her, I tried, but, I couldn’t- I’d never-” the other Shiro’s voice is tinged with visceral horror, and Shiro understands, he completely understands, remembers back to the first time he killed in the Arena, and he gets it. He’s always had the benefit of knowing who he was, though. This poor clone, he’d been convinced he was Shiro, and had not only just learned his whole life was a lie, but that he’d tried to kill his friends. That was a lot for anyone to deal with, really.

“I know, I know you wouldn’t. I’m sure they’ll understand, too.”

There’s a wet snort of laughter, and the other him shakes his head, curling in tighter on himself.

“It’s- I don’t think it will be a problem. I wasn’t meant to last past the final phase of-” the words get stuck in his throat. He pauses, looks likes he’s struggling, and manages, more quietly, “I wasn’t meant to last.”

[analisegrey]

really, Dave

Me: Ok...I’ve got ideas for some of these Bad Things Happen bingo squares, and ideas for some of the MCU kink bingo squares. I should be able to get something written for one or two of them...

Dave, my Muse: Hey, so, I had a thought.

Me: ...oh no.

Dave: You know how you’re full of Feels about season 6?

Me: Dave, no.

Dave: I think you mean ‘Dave, YES!’.

Me: *facepalms* damnit.

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