#damnyoutrs

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

OH I SEE HOW IT IS

THE ASSASSINATION OF GIANNI VERSACE BEATS A VERY ENGLISH SCANDAL

AND TOM ROB SMITH GETS TO GO ON STAGE AND GIVE A SPEECH

BUT BEN DOESN’T BECAUSE HIS AWARD WAS ANNOUNCED AT THE PRE-SHOW

I SEE HOW IT FUCKING IS, TOM ROB SMITH!!! NEVER FORGIVE AND NEVER FORGET!!!!

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

congrats to a very english scandal on the golden globe nomination!! however it’s up against the assassination of gianni versace so the reality is that we’re going to see tom rob smith walk away with the award while norman still doesn’t have his national insurance card

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

also i should say this again before 2016 is up

TEAR DOWN TOM ROB SMITH

TOM ROB SMITH YOU DECEIVED US

I WILL FIND YOU TRS

TRS YOU CANNOT RUN 

but also

10/10 would bang, especially those blond curls jesus

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

fellow plotters, i propose we recruit @countessofbiscuit for our mission

she is most definitely a valuable asset

-looks around the boardroom for nods of agreement-

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

The more Tom Rob Smith talks about LS, the more I think he wrote two good episodes with no idea at all where the story was going, sold it to everyone, and then flamed out and had to pull the rest out of his ass. And it shows, Tom.

@justgot1

LOL this is still the most accurate comment ever

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

you know we would have been totally fine with “all five episodes are now on netflix” without you rubbing in that first part

also literally nobody is waiting for your new show

i’m an asshole

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

you’re my hero @j000000

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

i was just looking through my program from les liaisons dangereuses and smiling to myself and shaking my head at holcroft’s autograph

there’s nothing wrong with it, except that it reminds me of how not alex he was

he could not be further from alex

he had the douchey white boy thing going in some ways... but he was nice and had a sense of humor about everything

ben on the other hand is like, half danny half richard from lilting

he’s literally what it says on the package

shy and quiet

and like, super grateful that you’re the one asking for his autograph

okay now where was i going with this post

oh yes

i hate you tom rob smith and i will find you and snip off your curls