Dec 24, 2018
Hey, hey Dan Dan should dab intensely in front of poor Zak Zak until he restrains him--
Dan: *DABS INTENSELY*
Zak: I wanna Fucking Die.
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Hey, hey Dan Dan should dab intensely in front of poor Zak Zak until he restrains him--
Dan: *DABS INTENSELY*
Zak: I wanna Fucking Die.
hI mY nAmE's ChElSeA, wHaT's YoUr FaVoRiTe DinNeR fOoD?
"What's your favorite dinner food, Zak????"
"Dan, go home. You're drunk."
*holds up a knife to his face* You don't mind if I do this, yes? ^^
"P-PLEASE PUT IT AWAY!!"
Dan, may you come here?
"What is it..?" ꒰･᷄ु௰･᷅ू꒱
kung pow penis
"Hey, Zak! I got some Chinese food!"
"Oh yeah? What is it?"
"Kung Pow Penis!" *gives it to Zak*
*stares at the box of Kung Pow Penis* ..... *questions life*
I hate eggs, but Zak's sketched out? head looks like one... and I would deep throat that shit for an easy $6 >;'3
"I don't think this Human knows English- Dan, I don't think this Gay person thingy knows English!"
"Then talk in German!"
"Uhhhhhhh, Sprechen Sie Englisch????"
Hey Dan, I don't think you've heard it enough times so-- YOU'RE SO FUCKING CUTE YET YOU SCARE ME SOMETIMES HHHHHHHH YOU'RE SO FUCKING CUTE YET YOU SCARE ME SOMETIMES HHHHHHHHYOU'RE SO FUCKING CUTE YET YOU SCARE ME SOMETIMES HHHHHHHH
"Th-Thank you so much!! Although.. How do I scare you?"