A Note on October Movies:
Is it just me or does the fall season bring us some truly craptastic movie viewing choices? Not looking forward to anything I've seen a trailer for. Malory goes, "Awwwe cute" when we see the Dolphin Tail trailer, and when that happens the odds are I'll hate the movie. When I hear that phrase in conjunction with some feel good animal or romance movie it makes me want to sponsor some sucker to go see the movie with her.
In the absence of any good movies in theaters, though, I'm going to let you in on a secret my buddy Todd Beardpocolypse shared with me: Buffalo Rider.Your life will not be complete until you watch this movie.
The official youtube tagline is this:
"Charging on 2000 pounds of revenge, Buffalo Jones battles outlaws, cougars, bears and saves a baby. This is the greatest movie ever made about a man and his buffalo. It's also fallen into the public domain, so enjoy for free online forever."
Let me take a stab at a better tagline-This movie starts like a Disney or Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom with Marlin Perkins documentary, however it soon becomes High Planes Drifter with a dash of any 4th grade boy you know who collects insects to become prize fighters inside a glass jar. Warning: This movie contains shit tons of animals being harmed. PETA was not around back when Buffalo Jones was riding into future youtube fame. The acting in this movie is about a D+, but it's awesome to see a guy riding a buffalo maul a wild wolf or a mountain lion get into an epic scrap with Bandit the raccoon. I watched all of it and said, "Awesome!". Malory scoffed then watched the whole thing and went "What?- that was AWESOME!". I know.
Sold yet? you'd better be, because this is pretty much has to be a better movie than Melencholia and Paranormal Activity 3. Enjoy:
Wine for beer drinkers:
I want to go back to the first wine I posted about for a moment. I just had two higher end bottles of red, but then decided to match them vs the Big House Red. I would probably choose BHR in a blind taste test and it cost 14 dollars less a bottle. It's easy to spot on the shelf for people who get antsy in the wine section and it has a screw top, so you don't need additional hardware to drink it. I will be in search of something that tops it, but so far it is the champion red for beer drinkers.