so Dan Hooker cheated on his wife with a stripper and now cheated on said stripper with a bunch of men
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so Dan Hooker cheated on his wife with a stripper and now cheated on said stripper with a bunch of men
i'm putting together a team...
(i chose smiling photos because they're all just so happy to be there 😊😊)
We as a community dont talk about these three men enough .ᐟ
This fuck1ng video title talking about Dan Hooker getting outed has me rolling
Bro 😭
I love the way Renato Moicano says Dan Hooker 😋
sicko
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𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶ♱ ྀིྀ dan hooker x reader
𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶ♱ ྀིྀ warnings: opposites attract (?) enemies to lovers , degrading, smut MDNI, swearing, fantasizing, m!masturbation, filming
𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶ♱ ྀིྀ summary: you’re in a “situation-ship” with dan
☠︎︎ ⋆₊ ♱
dan didn’t care when you and your as he’d call it “stuck-up” or “posh” friends degraded him when you’d see him, snickering about how weird he is and how much a freak he is, your favorite way to describe him was “sicko” really he found it almost endearing. the way your friends looked disgusted when they saw him but he saw the way you looked at him full of lust and want, trying so hard to hide your desire for him. he’s trying not to laugh at your babbling underneath him “what’s that sweetheart?” he asks his hand grazing your jaw his eyes on your glossy lips drool dripping from it as he smiles at your fucked-out expression.
“s-so much” you whined out biting your lip roughly as he fucked you- so deep. he always was like this whenever your friends tried bullying him- it was hard to be with dan especially knowing your friends. “what’s too much hm? use your words” he leans in his breath hot against your ear his accent like music to your ears “y-you’re too much” you whimper as he hits that spot again, your pussy squelching around his cock “want me to stop princess?” he asked his cock pressed against your cervix as he bottoms out you let out a moan at the pressure and pain “n-no please don’t” you whine as you lay your head against his shoulder his hand coming to stroke your head “your wish is my command” he teases his pace brutal as you see stars “f’me” dan grunted as you tighten around him cumming on his cock for the - you couldn’t even remember how many times he’s made you cum.
your pussy so sore from his pounding and cumming so much, full of his cum now as he hums happily watching the way your chest rises and drops as his cum drips out of your hole giving your sleeping figure a kiss on the forehead as he cleans you up and holds you to his chest, he knows once you leave and go back to your friends you’ll be a different girl from the one who lays in his bed, and he didn’t mind it really. he knew it was starting to bother you, but he liked the fact he was fucking the brains out of the smartest, innocent girl in your friend group. they’d lose their shit if they knew you were fucking dan hangman hooker. next time you saw dan was when he was sitting with his friends outside the university smoking, you weren’t alone, you had two of your friends with you (the ones that didn’t like dan) he was standing leaning against the building you knew dan had a class in this building because that’s how you met him.
rushing to class slightly late as your mary jane’s clacked on the ground beneath you, your breath caught in your chest as you bump into dan your shoulder hitting him, he didn’t move much but you did realizing you ran into someone you quickly backtrack to the frozen figure you just nudged into “i-i’m so sorry! i didn’t mean to hit you- are you okay?” you ask dan you obviously were embarrassed and incredibly apologetic he raised a brow at you realizing he knew you from that annoying friend group who heckled him constantly your eyes slightly glossy “woah doll, i’m alright- are you?” he asks cautiously worried those tears would spill out of your pretty eyes. you nod “i’m sorry- really i-i oh gosh i just- i have a big speech today i’m a little frazzled” you respond letting out a big sigh he tilts his head at you curiously, dan learned that day that you were just a sensitive hard working girl, he knew you weren’t the one calling him names.
you’re looking at the floor as you walk past him hearing your friend scowl “stop looking at her like that you freak” you stop in your tracks slightly ahead you look back to see dan staring at your friend with amusement to which he looks over at you and winks causing your friend to get upset even more “why are you upset?” dan asked your friend plainly annoyed as he puffed his cigarette “because she’d never want a guy like you” the corner of dans mouth twitched upward “oh yeah?” he asked dauntingly your friend made a sound of disgust as she shook her head grabbing your arm pulling you away “he’s a fucking freak” she mumbles to you as your friend grabs your other arm shaking her head “you look good y/n!” you hear dan call out and laugh, a smile forming on your lips as you try to hide it from your friends.
“i looked good?” you ask teasingly laying on dans bed a smile on your face he grins “very, i like the dress” he says as his eyes scans your bare legs before winking at you your face heats up as you shake your head fans crawling on top of you “you think im a freak darlin?” he asks teasingly his face in your neck as he kisses and bites small moans leaving your mouth as you tilt your head so he can have more access “depends on the context” you respond breathlessly he laughs at this “think i’m a perv? your friend seemed to think so- couldn’t help but to check you out, imagining me bending you over and fuckin you in this pretty dress” you feel yourself getting wetter at his words “n-no i don’t think so” you moan at him sucking on your skin, him kissing you gently, he loved your lips, so plush and soft. made him forget everything that ever made him upset. you were his favorite person on that stupid campus, always taking you back to his apartment on his motorcycle.
you found yourself bent over dans desk being pounded from behind your gripping the desk so tight moaning as he fills you up so great, dan could cum from this view alone watching your pussy take his cock so well, not to mention your moans, dans filming groaning as he fucks you “look at that, gonna jerk off to this later” he moans you whine “want me to send you it?” he asks teasingly “wanna be able to watch my cock abusing your cunt baby?” he says smacking your ass you nod “your friends wouldn’t be able to fathom you making a sex tape with me” he chuckles as you cum on his cock your panties around your ankles and your skirt pushed up, the top of your dress yanked down your breasts on the cold wood of his desk, he considered this a reward for doing well on one of his exams- well you said it was a reward for him. dans movements slowly as he fills you full of his cum slowly pulling out so he could watch his cum leak from your hole, the camera catching it dan humming as he was happy with his work his cum dripping onto your clit which he rubbed receiving a mewl from you “t-too sensitive dan” you whine out he chuckles as he rubs your ass “sorry love” he responds.
dans sitting in his chair watching your porno back stroking himself groaning as he wishes you were here, studying for finals is what you told him he sighed and accepted defeat. he’s about to cum when his phone buzzes, you texted. he pauses and checks your text “hey i’m outside” he furrows his brows as he gets up lazily tugging his sweats up hanging low on his hips as he rushes to his door and to his surprise yes you were here before he could get a word out your kissing him “i missed you” you mumble he notices your totebag you left in the hallway he quickly snatches it inside “missed you too- what’s up?” he asks looking at the tote he’s holding “i wanted to study here if that’s okay?” you asked unsure he grinned “no problem, cmon” he took your hand in his free hand leading you to his room. you gasped when you saw the video he took last time on his computer “oh whoops!” he said while laughing minimizing the video before looking back at you sheepishly his signature grin on his face.
“ffff-fuck me” dan groaned his hands holding onto your hips as you bounced in him , his cock coated in your slick your eyes watching his cock go in and out of you, moaning when you bottom out on his cock his tip pushing against your cervix so painfully delicious. you haven’t been getting enough studying done- it’s hard when you’re around dan, if you’re not bouncing on him you’re sucking him off, if you’re not sucking him off he’s fingering you and eating you out. he calls it rewards to make you feel like your still getting things done.
you’re giddy as you leave your class exam paper in hand, dan leaning against the wall waiting for you a smile spreading across his face as you run to him excitedly he catches you when you throw yourself into his arms laughing at this- never have you acted like this “what’s up doll?” he asks looking down at you, your eyes sparkling you step up and show him your exam, an A of course he grins “i think you deserve a reward hm?” he teased his hands grabbing your hips pulling you close kissing you on your lips “y/n?!” you gasp peaking over your shoulder a few of your friends “oh! hey guys!” you say nervously a giggle slipping past your lips, you already know dan has a shit eating grin on his face “hi ladies” he says his hands still on your hips “what the fuck-“ “he’s my boyfriend!” you blurt out almost gasping that you admitted it you could hear the smile in dans voice “yeah that’s right- i’m her boyfriend” he’s beaming with pride “now if you don’t mind, i’m gonna treat my girlfriend out to dinner for passing her exams” dan says now slinging his arm over your shoulder a grin on his face as he stares at the shocked faces of your friends.
“i can’t believe i said that” you giggle to him, dan hasn’t stopped smiling since your admission “so im your boyfriend huh?” he teases “well duh! what else are we?” you ask tilting your head to the side “im gonna fuck your brains out later” dan says overly excited with the news of him being your boyfriend, you could care less what your friends thought at this point. all you needed was dan.
[authors note: no one asked for dan but i love him sm]
rewatching poirier vs hooker for fun rn