#dan muse

[keysports]

let's all rub his beautiful bald head for good luck

[touchofdarkness]

I’m sorry who was going to tell me Dan Muse was a history teacher?! He just goes up and up in my esteem

[jaesawalth]

pens ig 26.4.6

[pimpim90]

Oh Dan 😅

[pensfan4lfe2]

Pittsburgh Penguins || 2025-26 NHL Season

(Opening Night Roster vs NYR)

[metallicamalkin]

The Pittsburgh Penguins as Animals

Because I got bored and am avoiding my assignments. These are also mostly based off of vibes and character traits. Got a content warning for some reasons but there’s legitimately nothing in here.

Forwards

Sidney Crosby - Border Collie or a Black Labrador (leaning further towards a Collie because while Labs are still gun dogs, Collies are just so incredibly intense they are about their tasks and their natural instincts)

Evgeni Malkin - Siberian Tiger (Giant orange cat. Some people say bear but I see Ovi more as a bear and Geno as a giant destructive cat)

Bryan Rust - American Pitbull Terrier (hard working, loyal and affectionate. Also just keep thinning of the video of Rusty barking)

Noel Acciaria - Boxer Dog

Justin Brazeau - Moose (giant Canadien, not much to explain)

Egor Chinakhov - Snow Leopard (reclusive and quiet cat but quick apex hunter)

Connor Dewar - Black Cat (peak Dewey energy)

Ben Kindel - Chesapeake Bay Retriever (curly haired hard working hunting dog. Very cute)

Blake Lizotte - Jack Russel Terrier (I don’t think those needs any explanation)

Anthony Mantha - Charolais Bull

Tommy Novak - Red Fox

Rickard Rakell - Fallow Deer

Elmer Soderblom - Polar Bear

Defensemen

Connor Clifton - Pygmy Owl (small and aggressive but very much capable of killing prey much bugger than itself, very self explanatory for Cliffy)

Sam Girard - Boykin Spaniel (smaller side of the hunting dog spectrum nut extremely energetic and hunting orientated, friend has one and they tent too spin a lot im not even joking. Also look alike)

Kris Letang - Eastern Wolf

Erik Karlsson - Eurasian Lynx

Ryan Shea - Bull Terrier (they kid of look alike)

Ilya Solovyov - European Bison

Parker Wothersppon - Harris Hawk

Goalies

Stuart Skinner - Lion (great hair)

Arturs Silovs - Serval

Some Extras

Dan Muse - Lurcher

Avery Hayes - Bobcat

Ville Kiovunene - Whippet

Rutger McGroarty - American Retriever

Marc Andre Fleury - Elk

Mario Lemieux - Standard Poodle

Sergie Gonchar - Cougar

[pittsburghpenguinsaffirmations]

dan muse needs a gun

[lovelysodaa]

i don’t know why it took me this long to hear Dan Muse speak, but i gotta say,, 100000% not the voice I was expecting 😭