#dan.txt

[toxicrivalries]

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

YOU CAN WRITE A PARAGRAPH

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

YOU CAN EDIT A SCENE

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

YOU CAN COMPLETE YOUR FANFICTION

[mothersancoeur]

Chat Noir is a perfect character because when given a miraculous every other character takes it very seriously and usually acts like themselves but more responsible, and then Chat Noir acts like a weird furry cat boy for some reason. Nothing about the cat miraculous requires he runs around on all fours and makes cat puns he does that for the love of the game.

[loveeyeslester]

How are you supposed to be a Dan and Phil fan without the elephant, where do we put the elephant now, the elephant is irrelevant the elephant is fucked.

[sportsnarrative]

90% of why han solo's charm works is that he tries so hard to fit the bad boy criminal archetype but he's inherently a loser

[chihirogirlfriend]

See everyone else seems to think the dangerous crow boy whose job it is to destroy plastic is eating the plastic I've been imagining he can just touch it and disintegrate it into one million microplastics that he then sucks up like a vacuum

[autisticenjolras]

*sees the Seine in any context* omg this is just like when my good friend Javert killed himself

[occultkuns]

Nothing on earth is funnier to me than Rikuson being forced for months to slave under the man who murdered him family and destroyed his clan, struggling through famine and strife to finally avenge his mother and sister by murdering the bastard who killed them, and then going "ok time to make the moon prince's life hell for no reason at all"

[cuntstrapula]

For the record I'm not even into incest but you know what fuck yall the incest crowd is nicer to me than many of you bitches would ever consider being !!!