#dancecaptainkankrivantas

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Yesterday me and some friends showed up 15 minutes late to the Homestuck photoshoot with starbucks.

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Shit shit ow

My sister. The catchphrase of every cosplayer ever.

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I go to pick up my sister from work and the first thing she says to me when she gets in the car is "You're not wearing any pants." No, no I was not. 

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So Patti, Jessica, and I went to grab some ice cream, and when we were driving back to my house, I see a head that looks very familiar. It was our friend Stacy (her boyfriend lives a street over from me). So of course we stop to say hi. She leans in to the car and asks "Can I get in? My boyfriend is being an ass."  We were her saving angels.

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Jessica: they are too young to know about sex

Jessica: we must protect them

Jessica: no peens until you are in your teens

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My sister and I had a phaser fight at the dinner table. We are obviously serious and mature adults. 

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i just heard jessica talk about how she would hide her cats dead body if her spouse killed it for spilling sauce in the kitchen.

then she second guessed herself and decided they wouldn't need to hide it because it's her cat. because if it was a child they'd have to hide the body, if it's a cat they can just bury it and no one will know. 

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I said my sister looked like a pretentious asshole and she agreed with me

We have a good relationship