Capitalism Won’t Let Me Pay For Things W/ Crawdads

Miranda. 32. Minnesota. She/her. Hardcore aro-ace. Has strong feelings about a crustacean-based economy.

[hooved]

we're fucked

[dogpuppy]

[dorothylarouge]

[paparoach]

And you may tell yourself "this is not my tomodachi life"

[paparoach]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from dynamaxed reading: this is not my tomodachi wife /End ID]

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[antoniabishop]

make a wish

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

Babe we NEED pics of your rubber cuck collection

so actually ☝what i collect is DUCKS

[depsidase]

[crucifixpng]

♱ MISCELLANEOUS WHIMSIGOTH PNGS ♱

[toskarin]

do you think insight can be gained about an author from the stories they write?

no. authors are like squids and can only be understood through spirited but ultimately futile combat

[alyaa-fuckthepatriarchy]

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[etchif]

Love this image. pfört

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[beemovieerotica]

he literally ran on this campaign promise and won

[rgujuri]

[badsciencejokes]

Dude has a death wish

[vergess]

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

[haropla]

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

[krystal-prisms]

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

[totally-original-artist]