ConniexSteven
collects rocks
Definitely Steven
takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep
Connie
gets drunk and breaks shit
neither
can’t swim
idk Connie?????? They can probably both swim tho
remembers to feed the fish
Steven
puts up Christmas decorations in November
Steven
sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting
uhhhhhhhh
makes Sims just to drown them in the pool
I feel like this is something Connie would do
brings the other coffee at work
Steven
takes gym locker room selfies
Steven
signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class
well obviously Connie
forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table
Steven














